Week three will be trump watery shitting over a bible during inauguration with kid rock singing while the cult members literally claw each other’s skin off trying to get a finger on the bible to taste.
As far as I can tell the cybertruck guy killed himself as a pro trump awareness campaign and it’s the best suicide bombing i’ve heard of in many years. Will never cease being funny.
All the people who see arbitrary signs in everything will see nothing at these things happening within weeks of 2nd trump presidency starting (and the last American presidency under some form of democracy)
Oh, crap. We are only 2 weeks into the year, aren’t we?
Also only halfway through this decade. And I can’t see any reason to believe the 30s will get any better.
Traditionally the 30s are when shit starts to get real
The 20s are just for the I’ll gotten gains to be erased due to financial collapse
Judging by history, I don’t think the cycle is 100 years but more like 85 - 90 years.
Which would put us in the economic bad times right now, leading into a time of military conflict.
We’re in week 3, staying on high alert, anything can happen
Let see, what’s on the calendar…
Its going to be a fucky one!
This is hilarious. AI doesn’t have the latest news, it’s convinced we’re joking and reality can’t be this bad…
Didn’t 2020 pop off with one of the worst Australian bushfires still ongoing, and then one of the worst wildfires in California/Oregon began? And then, you know… that little pandemic thing? How’s the bird-flu thing been so far this year? Just wondering
I think with the “Sierra Leone declares emergency over mpox outbreak” headline from today, we might tip in to a new record breaking year wikiwiki !
Some guy in California fed raw bird flu milk to his cats and killed 2 blinded a third, iirc.
So…on the way.
Some guy, you mean RFK Jr. probably. And soon mandatory lunch snack at the public tax voucher-funded Christian school your kids will attend (you won’t HAVE TO go, but the only other schools won’t bee subverted by the voucher… So, up to you bro…)
What is bird flu milk?
Currently cows are the main carrier of interest for one of the two strains of bird flu that are a concern in the US. The viral particles are being detected in their milk. Hence bird flu milk.
why dont they call it the cow flu then
Because you can’t just use up the easy to remember names like that. We’ve had bird flu, SARS, MERS, swine flu, COVID… We might need cow flu to name a different coronavirus in a few years
Cows cant fly
Duh
If you stay about 20’ from a cow, the milker can’t shoot milk in your face. The physics behind it are pretty clear, yes cow flu milk is airborne but with a splash mask and 20’ distance, we’ll have it all under control.
Warning, Week 4 is when the black hole opens up.
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
I’ve been praying for the black hole sun to come and wash away the rain for a few years now.
Call my name through the cream then.
After that, things start really going downhill
I’m waiting for the asteroid. I’m sure there’s one with our name on it.
Don’t look up.
“Eaten by Brontorocs. We don’t know what that means.”
Gamma Ray Burst 2025
Looks like the difficulty modes of Cyberpunk 2077.
That is it right there!
Amazing! This looks like it should actually be in the game!
Wake up, samurai, we got a country to burn.
Week 3: Army on street, fasces and crosses are added to the US flag, after Trump gets inarguated.
Week 6: RFK Jr bans all vaccines and rejects conventional agricultural science. Protestors immediately get shot down.
Week 52: The US famine is starting thanks to 95% of US agricultural products become unfit for human consumption after RFK’s decisions, all while a pandemic of SuperAIDS is also killing the population.
You forgot to add “the haunting echoes of tankies proclaiming democrats did this rolls through the rubble”
Oh I can’t wait for the assholes to say “Look this thing happening under Trump is a sample of what would have happened in Kamela’s America!”
Because you know they fucking did similar shit in 2020.
Yep, Joe Biden has been sooooo great.
Well after the election I did say I’d watch it all go down in flames…
Well good thing nothing bad is scheduled to happen week 3!
Oh I’m sure something is going down in week 6
But week 4 will start with a bang.
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I’m giddy because these little punishments from God are the only way humanity will learn to stop electing Republicans.
That’s optimistic
That’s confirmation bias
Not really, while I say that they’re “Punishments from God” I"m just being dramatic.
It’s obvious the only way Republicans learn is if they’re scared into doing it, fear is the only emotion they seem to have afterall.
I was referring to the “humanity will learn to stop electing Republicans” part, saying it’s optimistic to expect them to ever do that regardless of what terrible things happen
Don’t forget anger
one would hope!
narrator: but it wasn’t
California votes democrat
And the rich people who live there fund GOP Super PACs
Both are great pics to represent the state of the US political system right now.
The cyber truck incident over New Orleans? Interesting choice
I wouldn’t read too much into it, the chosen events just both had fire.
Figured just being tongue in cheek ha
