• Sippy Cup
      24·
      10 months ago

      And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

      I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

      Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

        • taiyang
          13·
          10 months ago

          Gasp… That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

          • intensely_human@lemm.ee
            6·
            10 months ago

            Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

            • Warl0k3
              3·
              10 months ago

              Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I’ve just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell…

              • taiyang
                2·
                10 months ago

                Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I’m not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.

                • Warl0k3
                  2·
                  10 months ago

                  I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I’ve found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.

      • Etterra@discuss.onlineEnglish
        31·
        10 months ago

        Okay as a Chicagoan I’m inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

        • boonhet@lemm.ee
          1·
          10 months ago

          And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao

  • affiliate
    271·
    10 months ago

    probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

    • Amanduh@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
      8·
      10 months ago

      I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

      • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
        4·
        10 months ago

        DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

        • Amanduh@lemm.eeBannedBanned from community
          21·
          10 months ago

          Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

          • JackFrostNColaEnglish
            11·
            10 months ago

            Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

          • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
            4·
            10 months ago

            Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

  • hOrni
    22·
    10 months ago

    In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

    • Lemminary
      71·
      10 months ago

      Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

      • doingthestuff@lemy.lolEnglish
        91·
        10 months ago

        I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they’re not reading special instructions. It’s a sweat shop.

        • Chris
          7·
          10 months ago

          Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

  • partial_accumen
    2515·
    10 months ago

    I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

    • Odelay42
      243·
      10 months ago

      Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

      • Lemminary
        71·
        10 months ago

        Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

        • Odelay42
          4·
          10 months ago

          Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

          Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

        • andros_rex
          3·
          10 months ago

          I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

  • Flying Squid
    92·
    10 months ago

    As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

    And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.