• @gedaliyah
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    212 hours ago

    Sorry, I just don’t feel like body shaming is the best we can do.

    • @SoftTeeth
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      131 hour ago

      Elon Musk wants people to so desperately like him he bought high ranking Diablo 4 and Path of Exile 2 accounts to fake being a hardcore gamer but the community sused him out after like one stream because people could tell he had no idea what he was doing playing on endgame accounts.

      Also he was high on Ketamine and probably cocaine during the inauguration, the head rolling he did is a side effect of ketamine and his top gums were bleeding every time he smiled which is a common side effect of cocaine use on the gums.

      But he does also have tits like someone who’s flip flopping on HRT

    • @Quadhammer
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      41 hour ago

      Man got hairplugs and said “yknow what time to be a shit bird”

    • Clay_pidgin
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      119 minutes ago

      Careful, then you might end up with what my dad used to call "dickydo’. That’s when you’re tummy sticks out farther than your dicky do.

  • @MataVatnik
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    262 hours ago

    The saddest thing about this takeover of the US is that it was done by the biggest fucking losers on the planet. Like how the fuck did we let this happen. This bitch wouldn’t last 30 seconds in any combat situation

  • ElcaineVolta
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    81 hour ago

    I’ve seen this explained before as what happens when you blast steroids and never exercise

  • @ieatpwns
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    71 hour ago

    Lmfao why does he smile upside down?Imagine being the richest idiot on the planet and having no charisma

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    363 hours ago

    His transphobia makes sense now. He hates himself.

    • @MataVatnik
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      62 hours ago

      He may very well have repressed gender disphoria that makes him extremely miserable

    • @[email protected]
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      82 hours ago

      I also hate him, but I’m not transphobic. Maybe he doesn’t hate himself enough? C’mon everybody! Maybe if we all hate him enough, we can save Christmas!

      “You better go shout, and spit in his eye! You should avoid Tesla, I’m telling you why. Elon Musk’s a bastard and dumb.”

    • @[email protected]
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      Maybe he doesn’t like women with dicks.

      If that’s transphobic, you are looking at a 99.9999% of guys thinking the same.

      • @[email protected]
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        Just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean you need to try to get people killed for innocently existing.

        Musk’s transphobia is so much deeper than them not being his type.

  • @BroBot9000
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    11 hour ago

    Tag this with Musk so that my spam filters works. Thanks.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 hours ago

    Truly no justice but what we make if a tottering pile of wet shit like this get blessed by our lord with such a meaty pair of nips.