• @cholesterol
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    524 minutes ago

    What a fucking dumbass. I’m sorry, but he really doesn’t know how dumb he’s being.

  • @[email protected]
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    142 hours ago

    He is just sharing a passion. Be sure to comment so he gets those.

    reads title of video

    Your not his daughter are you? (Those videos employ actors and actresses. Few are related and the stories are made up.)

    • @tomatowallisOP
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      202 hours ago

      I am. 😭 but from what I’ve seen those videos are just the 2 “dads” having sex with the other one’s “daughter” together. Still concerning and weird af but at least not incest.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        853 minutes ago

        I thought you were going to say it’s the 2 dads having sex with each other while the daughters watch…

        …yeah, it’s fucked up, but there’s literally no outcome where a father sharing porn with his daughter titled “daughter swap” ISN’T going to be fucked up, ya know? I just thought you were taking it in a whole different direction.

        Maybe see a therapist after this.

        • @tomatowallisOP
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          649 minutes ago

          Nah, I’m not affected at all by this it’s just funny, lol. It’s not like he was PMing me videos, he’s drunk posting them to his entire friend list. Plus it’s just fiction.

        • @tomatowallisOP
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          72 hours ago

          Why can’t he just be into some vanilla stuff like idk amateur missionary instead of this kinky stuff

  • katy ✨
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    I mean to be fair, if he’s gonna drunk post porn on main, it’s lucky that it was only that tame.

    Edit; Ok, didn’t see the other picture at first well…

  • @[email protected]
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    113 hours ago

    Goddammit i had a good laugh in the coffee shop reading this post. Sorry man, hope you figure it out with your dad bc that is really weird!

  • @Retreaux
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    1075 hours ago

    I could never understand why porn sites have a share option, it’s absolutely baffling.

    • @Pissmidget
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      704 hours ago

      If you’re logged into a social media account and encounter a “share on said social media” button, this is dutifully logged and provides metrics of the types of groups encountering said button.

      It’s not for sharing, it’s for metrics about what kind of people view the site/article/top ten list/hardcore porn. Targeted advertisement is cash money.

      • @[email protected]
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        73 hours ago

        Metrics are usually tracked using a tracking pixel, which is invisible. They don’t need a visible share button to do that.

    • don
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      144 hours ago

      Porn sites are smart enough to know that dumb people will do dumb shit, and the sites capitalize off of it.

  • Chad McTruth
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    1025 hours ago

    is it infuriating because you have different tastes or does he link premium stuff you have to pay for

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        before i clicked this notification i thought for sure your comment was in response to my homemade nutrients recipe i posted this morning

    • @thesohoriots
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      214 hours ago

      The real question is, are kinks passed down from your mom’s side or your dad’s side

        • don
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          103 hours ago

          Don’t be sad, buddy, just answer the question

      • @[email protected]
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        64 hours ago

        Well I’m not into lactation but my dad definitely is. So it’s not from my dad’s side. Not sure what my mom’s fetishes are though so maybe my kinks are passed down from my moms side.

        Looking forward to finding out that kinks are governed by mitochondrial DNA.

  • @breakingcups
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    174 hours ago

    Of course he has a fish he caught as his fb avatar

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    395 hours ago

    I’ve never been more glad in my life that my dad had to return his smart phone because he couldn’t figure out how to make calls on it.

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        I found his collection once as a kid, so I know the answer is yes. But that is already more than I ever wanted to know.

        • Nougat
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          My dad’s collection was on the magazine rack in the bathroom.

          • don
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            53 hours ago

            That must’ve made for some awkward shits… or some pleasant ones…

          • sunzu2
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            You prolly got less mental bags than most of Christian background peeps on this issue lol

    • @tomatowallisOP
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      85 hours ago

      I guess it depends on the age. Mine’s pretty young. He just turned 41.

      • @[email protected]
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        204 hours ago

        As a 41 year old man, that’s abnormal behaviour. Wtf is wrong with him? Does he have friends, colleagues, family and a spouse in there and do they want to know his taste in porn?

        Mah gawd

          • @[email protected]
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            Is he aware he does this shit? Does he delete them in the morning when he’s sober? Do you know if anyone has talked to him as asked “what the actual fuck?”

            Like this is going to significantly and negatively affect his social life, and craters job prospects if he ever has to go on the job hunt again.

            Like maybe he needs to be shown how to favorite things instead of posting it to FB to find later?

            I’m not particularly happy about it, but many years ago (like 2007-ish) I had to have a talk with my father (in his late 40s at the time) about how to clear browsing history on the shared family desktop. And again about private browsing mode a year or two later when that came to IE and other browsers outside of Firefox.

            • @tomatowallisOP
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              154 hours ago

              They usually get deleted quite fast by the FB filter. You just have to be… unfortunate enough to see them during the first minutes in your feed. I told him, be careful what you post when you drink. He’s like: “wdym, I AM careful”. Proceeds to do it again. I’m honestly starting to believe this might be an exhibitionism thing that pops out of him like that due to alcohol lowering inhibitions.

        • @[email protected]
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          14 hours ago

          Could have some sort of medical condition. My dad could probably manage a smartphone except he has MS which makes using a touchscreen or small buttons very difficult. I could see any sort of nerve damage to the hands doing the same.

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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        85 hours ago

        Mine is pushing 90. He also pretty much stayed in the 1970s and so peak technology for him is a two-tone Dodge conversion van with an 8-track player.

        • @[email protected]
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          64 hours ago

          360 carpet, old sofa, a couple bean bags. speakers everywhere. beer cooler in the middle. sweet ride.

          • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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            34 hours ago

            Oh yeah. And seats for the table (which turns into a bed or course) are the speaker boxes. You want it to sound like John Denver is holding a concert right there in the van… until the 8-track goes CACHUNK to change tracks.

  • don
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    23 hours ago

    And here I am like an idiot trying to make if through another play through of Nuclear Throne when I’m hammered. tf am I doing wrong

  • @Retreaux
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    24 hours ago

    Ah that’s very helpful. I never understood why but clearly this guy missed the memo haha