Money can’t buy happiness, but Elon sure did buy a lot of hair plugs.

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    What irregular balding pattern? This is standard Male Pattern Baldness that ~40% of the male population has.

    • @AllonzeeOP
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      It was balding faster on his left than his right.

  • @HKPiax
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    Could we please stop hairline-shaming people? TT^TT

    • Adori
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      Chad shave your head like me B) Accept the curse and turn it into strength

    • @AllonzeeOP
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      I’ll never make fun of someone for being overweight unless they go through life telling other people to lose weight in a derogatory manner.

      I believe in a modified version of treat others how you want to be treated:

      In a vacuum, be kind, but once someone shows you who they are, treat others how they treat others.

      These are cruel, hateful people to innocents. They deserve no quarter.

      • @Donkter
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        Does Elon musk go around telling people to keep their hair?

      • @Quadhammer
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        That other guy is being a huge bitch. Nut up we’re dunking on musk here

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        Wow. You sure are owning Musk, who im sure really cares about your opinion, by shitting on everyone else who is also balding.

        • @AllonzeeOP
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          I’m not insulting the balding of those I don’t know. Only Musk’s.

          Believe whatever you like though.

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            You insult all people with a feature when you insult anyone with feature.

            But thanks for outing yourself for having zero empathy for your fellow humans.
            At least now we know.

  • @AllonzeeOP
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    Also, here’s the guys who founded Tesla:

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    He’s just an incel that got lucky. Born rich, buys other people’s companies, pretends to be good at things. Cheats at gaming and fails spectacularly.

    America is awesome. /s

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    512 hours ago

    Watch out, you might get kicked from your job.

    • @AllonzeeOP
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      411 hours ago

      Don’t threaten me with a good time.