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Considering that it’s illegal to fuck porcupines in Florida, and that law was created for a reason… yes, they totally would.
there go my plans for the day (I live in Florida)
You must have moved their recently, because everyone knows Florida Man doesn’t comprehend mortal laws
Everything in Australia is capable and willing to kill you.
Australian fauna would win.
“Breed”, to me, reads as a biological process to create progeny.
Florida-mans fuck.
I like how the plural of ‘Florida-man’ is ‘Florids-mans’
Sorry, you’d watch what exactly?
Australia creatures breeding Florida man.
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The spiders would steal meth from the Florida men then ride Emus into battle.
When you start seeing alligator eating pythons catching rides around on kangaroos backs you know they are gearing up.
Creatures implies all the humans, so the methed up bogans too.
Eh Florida Man has a pretty good shot tbh
It would cause a nukeclear explosion that could destroy only the internet
I’d say Florida man wins because they’ve got a Blue Öyster Cult song.
Florida used blue cross blue shield, the animals all died from depression.
