• mesamune
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    116 hours ago

    No joke my neighbor has chickens. This is how I feel haha

    • @[email protected]
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      34 hours ago

      Same. I wonder if she’s guarding her chickens? Those breakfast restaurants might get real desperate.

  • Flying SquidM
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    24 hours ago

    I don’t know why you people are even paying for eggs in the first place. All I have to do is find a lady squid.

  • partial_accumen
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    1914 hours ago

    I can’t afford 3 at a time. Do you sell Loosies?

  • Snot Flickerman
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    17 hours ago

    Soon:

    MrBeast FOOD HACKS: Buy a live chicken… infinite eggs! We can beat grocery stores! We just invented farming!


    Also I’m so sorry for this post. Please forgive me. His face haunts me.

  • @[email protected]
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    915 hours ago

    Thought they were packages of coke for a second until I remembered that eggs are white in America. Don’t think I’ve ever seen a white egg shell in person.

  • @[email protected]
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    1316 hours ago

    You breaking those baggies down? Can you front me a single? I just gotta get through tonight. bro I get paid friday don’t worry about it. Let me just get one and I’ll pick up the rest then. Come on bro.

    • @SinningStromgald
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      1216 hours ago

      Cage free? Next you’re gonna tell us you got Organic. Who do you think you are Pablo Escobar?