• OpenStars
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    37 hours ago

    What’s that, you want to feel up Captain Picard!? Who do you think you are, Beverly? :-P

  • kamenLady.
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    12 hours ago

    I don’t drink hot Earl Grey.

    I drink Earl Grey, hot!

  • @ummthatguy
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    Edit: now with more pixel

  • @cm0002
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    1113 hours ago

    I keep telling the Keurig Machine replicator Earl Gray, Hot but I keep having to push the buttons AND load a cup, when is engineering gonna fix this damn thing

    • @ummthatguy
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      913 hours ago

      When I’m good and ready. In the meantime, enjoy a nice cup of…

  • Flying SquidM
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    012 hours ago

    Bergamot is disgusting and whoever decided to add it to tea should be flogged.

    • @EisFrei
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      710 hours ago

      Iirc it was Earl Grey, who decided to just sell the tea that was spoiled in his ship’s cargo hold when a container with bergamot broke above it.

      • Flying SquidM
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        410 hours ago

        The potential capital loss from rotten tea results in foul-tasting swill that becomes iconic because of a sci-fi show about a socialist utopia… there is a message in there somewhere, but I’m not quite sure what it is.

    • southsamurai
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      39 hours ago

      Man, ain’t it weird how tastes can vary so much? It’s the bergamot that made me like Earl Grey, which was what made me finally enjoy hot teas at all.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      512 hours ago

      I want a word with the person who was drinking an earl grey tea and thought, “This is the flavor my loopy fruity cereal needs. A toucan would definitely eat this!”

    • don
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      412 hours ago

      I feel the same way about patchouli, but I’d substitute “drowned in fluoroantimonic acid” for “flogged”.

      • Flying SquidM
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        311 hours ago

        I agree, that is also disgusting, but I have never had it in tea.