• @[email protected]
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    Hmmmmm… Some of those faces look a bit DEI to this proud American. At least they’re all males.

    • @[email protected]
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      DEI, all of them. They look like being assigned male at birth, but have obviously all transitioned into massive cunts.

  • @SoftestSapphic
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    Oh look, Elon groomed little boys who could have gone on to do something great.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    Some opportunistic idiots who seemingly don’t have anything to lose and can be ditched by Elon as scapegoats if the need arises. I almost sure he groomed them with the myth of him being self-made billionaire and provided them a fabulous opportunity to join him. I’m almost sure they aren’t kids anymore, but also that they don’t know how to crime and that they need a plan B. In the musical chairs game they are likely to fall on their asses once the music stops.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      can be ditched by Elon as scapegoats if the need arises

      Needs a catchy phrase to go with it. How about “Night of the Long Knives”?

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        It would rather be some ‘DOGE-styling you GF as she screams in X-citement’ kind of bullshit. Elon can’t names.

  • @SkunkWorkz
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    And one who does is trying to cash in on his new job by charging people to read his Substack entry which boast, “Why DOGE: Why I gave up a seven-figure salary to save America.”

    LOL

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      Yeah maybe if he sums up all of his pre-tax total comp for each year he worked there, he might barely reach a seven figure number lmao

  • @peaceful_world_view
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    Old creepy rich dudes have been exploiting young men for millennia, nothing new.

    • @[email protected]
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      467 days ago

      The records they’ve illegally accessed and tampered with are protected by numerous federal laws. Some of these carry the death penalty. These kids could literally end up hanging for this.

      • @Goodmorningsunshine
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        Except there’s no chance they will. America was absolutely terrible at killing its traitors and was dismantled as a result.

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        These kids could literally end up hanging for this.

        lol. Come back to reality. Far too privileged. The state is still gonna be hanging the poor and marginalized as always.

    • @AbidanYre
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      If at least one of those assholes doesn’t catch a bullet, I’ll be very surprised.

  • @LaunchesKayaks
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    Exactly how I expected them to look tbh. Just generic looking kids.

    • @[email protected]
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      196 days ago

      They aren’t kids. They’re adults that have made their decision and must deal with the blowback from the public.

      • Victor
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        “adult” is just a word. 19 year olds are… barely adult, by my definition. I started feeling more like an adult around 30, if I’m honest. That’s when my brain was like, alright, maybe I’m responsible, confident, and settled enough to have kids of my own. To take real responsibility.

  • Bakkoda
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    “You have committed a crime.”

    Dangerous words. The kind of words that could get a man killed.

    • @800XL
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      Let the arrests for thought crimes begin.

  • Dr. Unabart
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    The 🥦 is strong!

    Imagine thinking this is a good career move. Or haircut.

  • @[email protected]
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    Wait… I thought it was a crime to name them and share their picture.

    Is the Musk Militia (or MM for short) coming for us?

    Lol

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      Not to name them, they are public employees after all, but threatening them or doxing them will get the comments removed.

      • CodexArcanum
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        That’s the thing, they aren’t public employees. DOGE isn’t a valid government department, which requires congress. This is a private citizen and his private employees/associates (is he even paying them?) staging a take over of the government. Don’t just grant them authority because they claimed to have it.

    • @[email protected]
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      297 days ago

      Musk is an unelected Nazi tearing down the fabric of the country hour by hour. It’s incredible that no one can stop the little shit or his team of little shits.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yeah… It’s too bad that the government doesn’t have some sort of checks and balances…

        Tho there are protests scheduled for tomorrow at your state capitol. But idk that’ll help. A

        • @[email protected]
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          Protests won’t fix it, in themselves. But it’s important to show up because that shows people they’re not alone in resisting this. A big protest encourages, emboldens and connects people. It’s one of the steps towards building an effective resistance movement. If everyone says “it won’t help, so I won’t go” then the movement can’t get off the ground.

        • comfy
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          Protests are good to demonstrate a movement has real numbers, but don’t just go to one to stand there. It’s a great place to find political organizations which can work to create actual change.

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    Musk’s team of youngsters, as first reported by WIRED on Sunday, is Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.

    The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;

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      The presidential diaper baby is a felon, and the people in charge of government don’t even have degrees

      Remember that next time an entry level job requires a master’s, background check, and 5 years experience