Hey ICE: fuck each and every one of you wish-tier-gestapo cosplayers. I think new negative thoughts about you every motherfucking Planck second, and wish I could slice time finer still so that I could cram more defiling thoughts about you, your mission, your mandate, your “leadership”, the miserable excuse for a country you want to create and the pitiable fools who enabled this to happen into the thoughtstrean.
Relax tho, Vanilla, I don’t want in. Actually you’d need a dump truck of gold bricks before I’d even consider setting foot in your currently-shit-hole country anyway. I’ve simply bag after bag of dick for you to dine heartily upon.
You’re dumpster-fire bouncers. That’s what we think of you.
ICE can go fuck themselves. Y’all a bunch of Gestapo wannabes in wraparound glasses with muffin tops that roll over your belts pass your profoundly small genitalia.
Yes I am. Fuck ICE. Im white, and my last family memeber not born here was in the 1800s. You gonna deport me to Germany? Id love it, Ill pack my bags rn
Be careful wether immigrants will still be accepted after Feb 23rd.
Well of course I am. Lots of sensible folks are posting negative things about ICE online. ICE are a bunch of assholes.
Remember when Americans make fun of China because the government censors and controls what you can say online? Yeahhhh……
#landofthefree!
Ill save them the effort. Yes I am, cunts.
I shit on ICE and everything it stands for.
All my homies shit on ICE, too.
Hire contractors? They can just ask, I’ll even link them the bad things I’ve said.
Hey, ICE, I’m posting negative things about you online. Glad we cleared that up.
Remember that constitution they loved so much?
Fuck ICE
No prob ICE, fuck you.
Fuck ICE
ICE is precisely the kinda thing the “The Department Of Homeland Security” would be there to defend us from if the DHS wasn’t also full of shit.
Fuck ICE
I am, there saved them the trouble.
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
Not that I am arguing for simply rolling over but:
Come screw with my first constitutional rite, and my iron clad citizenship.
When push comes to shove, they won’t give a flying fuck about a piece of paper that says they can’t do that. Just ask anyone who’s been to Gitmo on either side of the bars.
Yeah, that part pisses me off to no end. If they lock up even one Citizen in gitmo…
Doesn’t have to be Gitmo. I recommend reading Little Brother and according to one hacker, so does the NSA.
Then when push comes to shove, I will not consider their safety.
Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution
They put you somewhere that you have no communication with the outside world. Now what?
The eyes and the groin should be the first targets according to Bruce Lee
You haven’t watched or read much dystopian fiction (or fact, as below), have you?
My mind always goes to that one scene in Roots where, below decks on the slaver ship, the captured slaves-to-be stage a revolt and resolve to swim to the bank of the river the ship is sailing on. They succeed in reaching the top deck, a masterpiece of planning, only to become dazed both by the daylight as well as the fact there was no riverbank in sight.
Those poor bastards were from inland, had probably never been more than a few miles from their villages. They literally couldn’t conceive of something as large as the Atlantic ocean.
Likewise you’re failing to conceive all the ways that your plans won’t work. You really think you’ll get to someone’s crotch or eyes? And if you do, that you’ll not be overcome and won’t get that opportunity next time?
The only hope is a whole heap of incompetence on behalf of the captor. And in that case you will still not win the fight. Run.
And hope there’s a riverbank nearby or else you’re cooked.
Fuck ICE. What the fuck are they going to do, deport from my country that isn’t the USA? This makes me feel like I start saying “fuck ICE” on the regular, just to give them more work to do with this thought police shit.
