Curb Your Enthusiasm theme starts playing
Damn Sheryl went downhill after Larry
I hope he manages to appoint MTG as Fed Chair.
It’s like medieval times when syphilis was the rage so idiots started pointing their little finger when drinking tea. I can see how most normal people just made mocking songs about them even under threat of beheading
Lot of money in that room.
Also get you a girl that looks at you the way she looks at him.
They all have the same disease
Genuine question, do you think MTG posed for this picture because she’s that kind of psychopath? Or she has Genuine admiration fuck you eyes?
I will never be able to read that shit as marjorie taylor greene.
Yet here we are.
She wants this so bad
Still better than that Reagan portrait.
Oof that thumbnail
What does magic the gathering have to do with this photo?
Not as much as I wish.
Every time I see a pic of Marjorie The Gathering, I’m reminded of the best description of her I’ve ever read: that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing a victim’s face.
I haven’t been able to enjoy Marjory The Gathering since the release of Fallen Empires. Each expansion since Revised just feels like a cash grab that I refuse to invest in.
She looks like a Neanderthal.
She looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter in drag.
Just an outward representation of how surface shallow they are.
In the late middle ages, nobility would wear make up, false moles, or adopt the verbal inflections of the monarch as a part of courtier parlance.
If there was a way to encourage Washington culture to get everyone to wear orange makeup, we totally should.
Not that our federal government isn’t already a parody of itself in countless other ways.
The world’s supply of spray tan is represented in that room.
White assholes are Orange actually!
Gammons. All that hate and fury gets the blood pressure up.
is this the guy who has conniptions when he sees pronouns
Maybe it’s the anabolic steroids RFK claims he takes. Steroids can cause flushing in the face.
Oh sorry, I meant TRT and totally not steroids /s
Bottom left guy has a hairpiece, I’m sure.
When two people with same hairpiece spot each other, do they tip their head or their hair?
They definitely don’t tip their server.
Even Reagan got the treatment 😂
That doesn’t even look like Reagan. Looks more like Regis Philbin.
I bet there’s a staffer tasked with touching up the portraits with bronzer.
