Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.

At first he was cool and would wash people’s cars and picking up animal poop from yards. But it turns out he wasn’t helpful. He was gathering materials and was stealing polluted dirt, piles of shit, and anything else he could find into grotesque golems that roam town and do his bidding. It’s unbearable to go to the market for some bread and milk only to discover the waste elemental made of animated shit and cigarette butts is there to get groceries for him. It’s a fucking nightmare and it makes me want to wear anti magic pendants to fuck up his errands - but that leaves behind unanimated filth that has to be moved by us mundanes. It’s so one sided it’s like tyranny.

Sells drugs herbs and potions

I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.

Ours speaks in riddles but I’m really bad at riddles so I’m still unsure of why we hired him in the first place. The last town wizard conjured unspeakable entities and was really good at making balloon animals.

He arrives neither early or late, but precisely when he means to.

Crack

He walks among us like anyone else, but when an opportunity comes along, he puts on his robe and wizard hat.

Provides sick ass snacks for community sacrifice night

I make my switch run android and summon demons by not getting enough sleep

He just walks by, suddenly.

Compiling magic runes in the basem… I mean underground laboratory

I maintain the balance of the spheres, put pride into the hearts of gender bendy men with my badass skirts, and keep the database server up.

Put his dick in my ass.

I didn’t know but there is this guy called Jaque in Spain who is pretty good with coin magic