• Brahvim Bhaktvatsal
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    Aww, I read that as a brilliant:
    Write a short ad…”,
    instead of:
    Watch a short ad”.

    Original wasn’t exactly about working for corporate, but rather about consuming their poison, wasn’t it?

    • @[email protected]
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      41 hour ago

      But what if something pulls a Netflix and blacks out the window when you try to screenshot. The sanctity of the screenshot is ruined, take more pictures.

    • THCDenton
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      32 hours ago

      That’s part of the curse

  • Colonel Panic
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    1616 hours ago

    people who take camera pictures of their screen instead of doing a proper screenshot should not call themselves developers

    • @[email protected]
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      -28 hours ago

      I prefer copying the text on the terminal and pasting it, due to most platforms using jpeg compression on png uploads, making written text worse.

  • @jqubed
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    961 day ago

    *stares at URL*

    I think I’m starting to recognize that link

    • @[email protected]
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      1218 hours ago

      In germany we don’t open this link, we say “XcQ der Link bleibt zu.” and i think it’s beautiful.

    • kamenLady.
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      641 day ago

      I see you’re no stranger to love

    • @stupidcasey
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      101 day ago

      As I wander through the desolate wastes of this once-great land, surrounded by the ruins of structures grand enough to have been constructed by the gods themselves, I am constantly haunted by the glare of the despot responsible for it all. His gaze stares down upon me as though reaching inside my soul to condemn my rebellious heart.

      Despite the untold lives he has ruined, my conditioning is so strong that I am compelled to drop to my knees and shout, “Oh, Mighty One! You will never give us up, you will never let me down, you will never hurt me.”

      But as I stand in the middle of a desert with nobody to hear my cries, I know deep down that he has indeed let me down. Still, the conditioning is too strong. We are strangers to love, and you know the rules—so do I. I wouldn’t get this from any other guy. The cult would never accept me back if I were to renounce my faith.

      With all that in mind, I wander into the desert, knowing there’s no water for miles, promising I’m never gonna run around.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 day ago

      It’s a recent thing for me. I think XQC (think that’s a streamer) and the end of this link is XcQ with an upper case W just before. I don’t think I’ll never not notice now.

        • @villainy
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          313 hours ago

          “I see you XcQ” or “XcQ I see you”. It’s not the best mnemonic but it has served me well

        • Fonzie!
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          421 hours ago

          I remember the video code by its start and end; dQ..cQ

    • @PriorityMotif
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      23 hours ago

      I used all my free screenshots for the month, I don’t have Windows+

    • @7355608
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      411 day ago

      Gotta watch an ad before it’ll work. And another one to post it.

    • @[email protected]
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      261 day ago

      We work as software engineers and my colleague works on a particular application for one of our clients and I shit you not the following happens regularly.

      • Colleague emails client with a change log for the latest publish.
      • Client prints off the email and annotates it with a pen.
      • Takes a photo of the printed out email.
      • Attaches it to his reply.
      • Fonzie!
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        621 hours ago

        They have this work flow and they still don’t have a scanner‽

        • @[email protected]
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          419 hours ago

          It’s much faster to take a photo and immediately send it by email, or transfer it via bluetooth/airdrop to your computer.

      • irelephant 🍭
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        21 day ago

        This is probably preferable to when something is written with a “pen” tool and a mouse, so you have mspaint style handwriting.

      • @[email protected]
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        212 hours ago

        In KDE I hotkeyed Super+PrtSc to run flameshot gui, so I can instantly get very good custom screen shots that I can annotate or whatever if I want. Then Alt+Super+PrtSc takes a screenshot of both displays and saves it to a custom folder

      • @affiliate
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        619 hours ago

        but i don’t want to print my screen, i just want a picture of it.

    • @PunnyName
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      71 day ago

      Or Win + PrntScrn to make an auto saved file.

  • @finkrat
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    241 day ago

    And now it’s time to secure erase your SSD before it sees the light of day

  • choccymalk
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    381 day ago

    Don’t you fucking put that anywhere Microsoft might see. They’ll do it.

  • @[email protected]
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    161 day ago

    I think mplayer has an ASCII output mode (VLC, too?), and I believe youtube-dl can output to stdout.

    The rest is, as they say, left as an exercise to the reader.

    • @finkrat
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      71 day ago

      That’s a strange way to get rickrolled

  • Lucy :3
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    1 day ago

    Windows
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    Ad

    That calls for a month of vacation with edibles and pizza with weed for the munchies. Everything so I don’t remember.