His undergarments settled gracefully about his ankles, revealing his manly glory. Like a Sphinx-Cat it stood proudly with its head held high above the two shaven and wrinkled spheres that adorned it.
I would love it. Now add something about dick size.
I feel personally attacked, how does he know exactly what by balls look like and how I feel about their aged inadequacies.
His mostly shaven ball sacks looked like the skin of a Shar-Pei dog, their eerie wobble mesmerized me like a deer caught in the headlights of a 1982 GMC Vandura…
Don’t leave us on a cliffhanger. I need to know what happened to this man’s balls
They swung around too much and got run over by a bus.
Now I wish I hadn’t asked 🙁
the balls penised cockfully down the stairs
balls don’t penis, dicks penis.
Balls sack nuttily.
Is that the sound they make when you go down the stairs at just the right cadence and get like a clop clop clop
Writing is such an elegant craft.
Fortunately this is how a lot of gay erotic fiction reads.
… he thought as he balled testily down the stairs
He shouldn’t go down the stairs with his balls while angry. Increased torsion risk
I mean. I’d read that shit. Gimme skimpy armour for both men and women, stop didcriminating ;)
I love the videogames that, rather than stop making skimpy armor, have simply made all armor unisex
Now i just wish ffVIX would update all the old gear to be unisex instead of just adding new unisex gear.
I, too, mourn the loss of my balls’ boisterousness. I feel seen.
They do, in fact.
Time to introduce some people to the “Romantasy” genre it seems!
I laughed way too hard at this.
Idk man I’d be up for that tbh
you mean like fanfiction?
