• @mcqtom
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    338 minutes ago

    This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 hours ago

    I am skeptical of all articles with “scientists” in the title… but those mice are really cute. 😙

  • @[email protected]
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    43 hours ago

    This means they’re gonna make wooly elephants and try to make us call them woolly mammoths.

    • @DerArzt
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      22 hours ago

      We spared no expense!

  • Pope-King Joe
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    3514 hours ago

    Everything weird about this aside… Those mice are fucking adorable.

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    7122 hours ago

    Can I be nit-picky here for a second?

    If you’re genetically modifying an elephant for cold tolerance and fur growth, you’re not “bring a mammoth back from extinction”, you’re creating a furry elephant. It may look somewhat like a mammoth, but genetically it’s not a mammoth at all.

    It’s like saying you can genetically modify a homo-sapien to have a pronounced brow ridge and a hairier back and say that you’ve brought the neandertal back from extinction. No you haven’t, you’ve just designed a human who looks different.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      2213 hours ago

      Well, the goal isn’t to just create woolly mammoth-lile creatures by copying characteristics. The goal is to recreate the genome from what genome data we have into a living creature.

      It’s not like they are trying to create a sweded version, but take a creature that is already close and change the genes to match.

      At least, that’s how I understood it based on the article.

    • @Silic0n_Alph4
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      913 hours ago

      And next you’ll say that genetically-modified ears aren’t enough to make catgirls real either 😩

      Can we let this one go? Not for science, not for accuracy, but for the prospect of having catgirls in our lifetimes, at least?

    • @[email protected]
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      319 hours ago

      I already have the hairy back, can I say I am half neanderthalensis? Better than homo sapiens seeing how things are going…

    • 🕸️ Pip 🕷️
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      -120 hours ago

      And the most annoying part is that this is incredibly fcking useless. Wooly mammoths went extinct for a reason. Large animals are become less and less evolutionary preferred. Wooly mammoths are adjusted for the cold while our globe is warming.

      Can we just use our fcking resources for things that matter???

      • @[email protected]
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        23 hours ago

        Nobody cares about wooly mammoths. This is a test of gene editing techniques that can eradicate genetic diseases.

      • @FoolHen
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        612 hours ago

        Not really, we humans killed most big land animals that we found as we expanded our territory, back when we were hunters. This happened in big “islands” like Australia and Madagascar, as well as all the small islands. There, large animals had lived in equilibrium for centuries, and their extinction matches some short time after humans arrived. An exception are the galapago islands, as they were discovered in the 19th century.

        • @[email protected]
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          16 hours ago

          And to recreate the species they’d need hundreds of them from different genetic material. Which means they’ll likely create a single one that will eventually die and costed billions of dollars.

        • 🕸️ Pip 🕷️
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          111 hours ago

          Besides the fact that the hunting hypothesis is that; a hypothesis, there’s a lot of other factors as to why it isn’t a good idea. Mainly, ohh idk… The fact that they have had no place in nature in over tens of thousands of years? Even if we managed to create an artificial habitat and role in an ecosystem for them, they would be very vulnerable due to megafauna’s increased minimum land requirements because of their size and in danger constantly due to climate change.

      • @[email protected]
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        512 hours ago

        You’re using the same logic my dad uses to rail against going to Mars. He says there is no worthwhile reason to go there when more pressing matters on earth are in abundance.

        Just like you, he is missing the forest for the trees, angrily ignorant to the fact that the knowledge you gained from trying to achieve a seemingly worthless achievement is the actual value, not in the achievement itself.

        The achievement is just a convenient goal to make the science more exciting to the general public so as to garner more financial support from both private and government sources. Each of the steps needed to gain that achievement may not have gained as much funding as they do now if they were presented separately from that final goal.

        • @scholar
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          -111 hours ago

          When your house is on fire you don’t start looking for package holidays to Pompeii, no matter how much you might learn. We have all the knowledge we need to avert the climate crisis, we just need action and resources dedicated to fixing it.

        • 🕸️ Pip 🕷️
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          -212 hours ago

          Dang I guess me and your father would rly vibe then because I feel the same about colonizing Mars

  • @[email protected]
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    3921 hours ago

    mouse sized woolly mammoth would be pretty fucking cool.

    imagine the sound when he toots his little trunk.

    could store him in the fridge.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass
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    4123 hours ago

    Kind of a dick move to bring an animal from the Ice Age, back to experience global warming.

    • @Frozengyro
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      2023 hours ago

      Global warming 2 extinction boogaloo

  • teft
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    1422 hours ago

    Is this how we get tribbles?

  • @takeheart
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    1022 hours ago

    new Pokémon just dropped?

  • @iAvicenna
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    722 hours ago

    How many butts do the mice have?