• @[email protected]
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    32 hours ago

    You and your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

  • @redlemace
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    177 hours ago

    And suddenly the last two months make (some) sense

    • @ickplantOP
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      I would eat this whole thing if it would undo the Trump presidency.

      • @redlemace
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        87 hours ago

        Taking one for the team. Much appreciated ! If it had those powers you’d receive much help & support. Hell, I even think people will fight you for it!

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    137 hours ago

    Sometimes I see things on the internet that make me wish I was dead.

    Right now is one of those times.

    • Admiral Patrick
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      This looks like one of those crazy old-timey recipes from the 50s/60s that you would see in a magazine.

      The only thing missing is the whole thing being encased in green Jell-O.

      • @[email protected]
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        My dad would fondly recall dinners of cubed spam mixed into cream cheese. I never looked at my grandmother the same after that.

        • partial_accumen
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          Don’t blame them. They went through the Great Depression and WWII. They’ve known scarcity like we have no concept of (…yet?).

        • @PunnyName
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          Okay, now imagine, like OP said in another comment: would you eat this entire thing if doing so undid 47’s presidency?

    • @[email protected]
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      I just got over a stomach flu and my appetite was juuuuuuuuust starting to come back.

      Not anymore.

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    it would me more American if it had sliced dill pickles instead of olives

  • @HappySkullsplitter
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    I just can’t, I had hot dog balogna cake for breakfast lunch and dinner every day this year

    Enough’s enough

  • IninewCrow
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    This is what the over weight nuclear launch operator has to wipe off his mouth while fumbling with his cheese whiz slathered fingers for the unlock keys … then dies of a massive heart attack before being able to launch the first strike.

  • Gigameister
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    27 hours ago

    Bro this made me sick from just looking at it…

  • @[email protected]
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    07 hours ago

    This is the height of the American palate. JFC they cook with cheetos, processed “cheese” and sprite FFS.

    • @PunnyName
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      Incorrect. This is just memes.

      Also, processed cheese is simply cheese with emulsifiers added to it.

      Unless you’re talking specifically about Kraft “cheese product” singles.