• madame_gaymes@programming.devEnglish
    108·
    7 months ago

    I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO’s name around like it was a pass to commit murder.

    Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting “ding dong! the witch is dead!” It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.

    That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.

    • lordnikonEnglish
      54·
      7 months ago

      Yeah that’s the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.

    • datavoid@lemmy.mlEnglish
      3·
      7 months ago

      Is the ban hammer a firing, or was she just kicked from the company servers?

  • db2
    37·
    7 months ago

    He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.

      • don@lemm.ee
        3·
        7 months ago

        I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.

        • SpaceNoodle
          2·
          7 months ago

          Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

          • don@lemm.ee
            2·
            7 months ago

            I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.

  • leadore
    351·
    7 months ago

    How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”

    • Agrivar
      5·
      7 months ago

      That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!

  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    342·
    7 months ago

    I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.

    • harmsy
      5·
      7 months ago

      How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?

  • MochiGoesMeow@lemmy.zipEnglish
    291·
    7 months ago

    Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.

    • Wilco@lemm.eeEnglish
      271·
      7 months ago

      You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.

      I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.

      • P00ptart
        9·
        7 months ago

        I don’t want to make your noble task more unpleasant… But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!

        • radixEnglish
          10·
          7 months ago

          Always eat your veggies first. I recommend asparagus.

          • P00ptart
            4·
            7 months ago

            Get Gwyneth paltrows people on making a candle that smells like that. Or those little glass stink bombs.

      • Agrivar
        6·
        7 months ago

        I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

    • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zipEnglish
      2·
      7 months ago

      But first, put on a bunch of corpse flower sculptures on it so people know where to shit and piss.

    • roofuskitEnglish
      2·
      7 months ago

      I imagine the grounds staff will put gravel over that grave. No way grass will ever survive that amount of urine.

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
    14·
    7 months ago

    It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?

  • Kookie215English
    10·
    7 months ago

    I’d put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.

  • collapse_already@lemmy.mlEnglish
    8·
    7 months ago

    Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.

  • kryptonianCodeMonkey
    8·
    7 months ago

    Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump…

    For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon…

    There’s some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.

  • multicolorKnightEnglish
    6·
    7 months ago

    We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?