• @Elektrotechnik
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    3112 years ago

    Why isn’t Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic (“funding secured”) and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

    • @quantum_mechanic
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      1282 years ago

      I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

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        522 years ago

        So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

      • @dustojnikhummer
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        92 years ago

        When did he start? Because I haven’t noticed

    • YMS
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      242 years ago

      He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

    • Vincent-Van-Vega
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      NEXT: Hideo Kojima makes a VR Game that realistically simulates what would be to rescue the Titan, however no player managed to succeed yet, as their submersible also gets stuck in the middle of deep sea, thus also prompting a rescue operation.

    • @iceonfire1
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      102 years ago

      Probably he’s still been saying that stuff but not enough ppl are left on Twitter to realize it

    • @SpezCanLigmaBalls
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      42 years ago

      Best comment I’ve read in a long time. A thorough breathe out of my nose couldn’t cut it

    • @dustojnikhummer
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      42 years ago

      Because that tunnel would end up having a Tesla inside of it

  • 🦄🦄🦄
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    652 years ago

    One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

    • @Cheez
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        • @Squizzy
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          22 years ago

          These links open in the internal browser in Jerboa, so annoying

          • @A_A
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            12 years ago

            if there is a better way, tell me please

            • @Squizzy
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              12 years ago

              Just open like all other subs

              • @A_A
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                12 years ago

                what do you mean ?

    • Hopps
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      82 years ago

      It really is

    • @figaro
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      362 years ago

      “Great, now that we’re close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm”

      They are doomed.

    • @FleaCatcher
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      42 years ago

      Steam Deck. Linux. They will need to Bing the correct magic for GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT, /etc/default/grub, in order to get rid of spurious interrupts.

    • R0cket_M00se
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      12 years ago

      It’s got a steam deck bolted to the front with controls and readouts.

  • JanoRis
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    422 years ago

    Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won’t pass 3

    • @neokabuto
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      162 years ago

      If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

      • R0cket_M00se
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        32 years ago

        Best I can do is 2999 meters: alyx

  • ConditionOverload
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    372 years ago

    Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

  • @nero
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    332 years ago

    Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

    • @pineapplefriedrice
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      272 years ago

      Just to defend this as an engineer (though not one that works with submarines in any capacity), using a video game controller might sound funny, but it could actually make sense vs. using a device of your own creation. They’re highly replaceable, so you have an infinite supply of reliable backups to draw upon. It’s not prone to design flaws in the same way a “homemade” controller would be. OTS devices are often designed to withstand certain conditions or modes of use, such as force or moisture or whatever else you anticipate in your environment. They’re also widely used, so there are troves of publicly available information on them to draw upon. It might seem silly, but if I were building a titanic submarine YOLO ship thing, I’d probably use something similar.

      • @Renacles
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        302 years ago

        Engineer here, I think the issue is that they used a crappy one and wirelessly. I wouldn’t bet my life on bluetooth.

        I mean, the controller could even run out of battery or break down without a backup.

          • @Renacles
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            42 years ago

            No idea, I’m judt surprised they didn’t even have it plugged.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 years ago

            Given the way this whole thing has gone, and the design choices made to date… Pretty sure they don’t.

      • @dragontamer
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        242 years ago

        $30 Logitechs are awful controllers though.

        Ask any serious video gamer and they’ll talk your ear off about highly reliable hall-effect sensor joysticks and other such high-reliability parts (Cherry switches, etc. etc.) that kick the ass of cheap potentiometers + dome-rubber style switches (like found in a cheap-ass Logitech).

        And such parts are available at… $50 to $80. Choosing a cheap-ass $30 piece of junk isn’t even saving much money.

        • @panda_paddle
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          32 years ago

          This. A lot of people pointed out that the military uses xbox controllers, but xbox controllers are good. Nobody wanted to be the friend who got the Madcatz controller.

    • @WhatASave
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      192 years ago

      Hey the steam controller was kind of a flop but I got one when they went on closeout at like $5 and it’s actually pretty sweet. Very niche but definitely unique.

      • @ewe
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        12 years ago

        Yeah, I have one. It was great for very specific games. The problem is that it’s no replacement for a game that is designed for a two joystick game controller experience and it’s no replacement for a mouse and keyboard. It’s a ‘jack of all trades, master of none.’

        • @lp0101
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          12 years ago

          I preferred the trackpad for aiming in shooters tbh

    • @agitatedpotato
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      82 years ago

      They’re making a new one and calling it the “Steam Quarter-Deck”

      • @Marduk73
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        “My son calls it an Upper Decker.” Merideth from The Office

    • Dreth
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      72 years ago

      It runs off of the steam deck

    • @pwolter0
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      62 years ago

      If it’s a steam controller we’re in real trouble 😂

    • @anakaine
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      52 years ago

      This site is not a joke, and nor is the headline.

        • @Killer
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          32 years ago

          the weird part is that even though it says he has it on that page, if you check Gabe’s wiki page there is literally 0 information on it there.

        • @A_A
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          22 years ago

          Here : … [email protected] exists since 7 days (or more : it’s 1st post is 7 days old)

          Right now lemmy is such an active and vibrant place !

  • @Zinc
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    252 years ago

    Gaben pls

    • @ArmokGoB
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      62 years ago

      Rescue operation will happen on Valve Time.

      • @lightingnerd
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        12 years ago

        So, when we get our crowbar back? Yikes…

    • @hydra
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      62 years ago

      sadly GabeN can only count up to 2

  • Ech
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    What happened to James Cameron’s stuff?

    • @Airazz
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      Deepsea Challenger isn’t operational. It’s a decade old and in a museum right now.

      • @Linebeck
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        82 years ago

        It belongs in a museum!

      • Ech
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        32 years ago

        That tracks. Surprised he doesn’t have a new one, though.

    • @[email protected]
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      James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

      ~James Cameron

  • Calcharger
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    172 years ago

    …huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I’m sure there are more.

    • crankin
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      92 years ago

      It’s true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic’s depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

  • @AnyProgressIsGood
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    162 years ago

    other submersibles can reach 4k meters. Why they say only gaben?

    • @PlasticExistence
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      832 years ago

      Gabe uses a Steam Deck for the controls instead of that cheap Logitech model. Much more reliable.

      • @gadgetcookies
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        272 years ago

        Are Angry Upvotes a thing on Lemmy? 'cause you’ve got mine.

    • Mr. Brno
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      32 years ago

      Maybe they mean the only one that could make a rescue mission?

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  • Vincent-Van-Vega
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    142 years ago

    People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it’s actually really safe! It’s controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don’t pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

  • @scarabs
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    122 years ago

    The Limiting Factor is somehow both the nerdiest and coolest name for that submersible.

  • @scrux
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    122 years ago

    This thing would be useless in the search effort

    • @DarkSpectrum
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      I agree. Don’t they need 1-2 deep sea divers or a small robot to go down and connect a winch to pull the sub up?

      • @CinnerB
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        32 years ago

        I’m not sure what deep sea diving refers to, but this is the bottom of the ocean where metal submarines are crushed like tin cans from repeated exposure to these depths.