This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
There’s no right answer.
So many dudes lie about having a big dick that no woman will ever believe any man that tells them they do.
If you tell them no they’ll probably believe you.
The correct answer is some kind of coy flirty response like “play your cards right and you’ll find out”.
Who are these people asking these questions? Im so out of touch
Tinder and night club people.
Aka red flag peoples
I cannot imagine asking a guy his size. That is rude as heck.
If you have to answer “big enough” or “haven’t had any complaints” seems reasonable though honestly I’m having trouble putting myself into the mindset of someone who would inquire.
never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.
If asked, likely it’s that they want access?
I’d just be truthful
“You won’t care after I’ve first finished you off with my tongue talents”
If you answer with anything other than some variation of “why don’t you find out for yourself?” You’re going to blow your chances.
Alohomora
chastity belt plops out
Yeah, this seems like inexperienced people for playing via text, and I don’t mean that as a shot at either. Gotta get experience sometime. Definitely worth making a joke about it, but maybe after the fact.
this is the way.
‘you’ll get used it it’
Works either way lol
Penis size is 99% male insecurity and 1% female preference.
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
Right but if she asks in the first place, it’s a red flag.
Imagine if the genders were reversed. It’s not a normal question to ask.
I would say I’ve never had any complaints. Then, depending on context I might add — but let’s be honest, probably not — “only one way to find out.”
On a more serious note, would it be okay to ask her if she’s tight? It’s basically the same question and deserves an equally serious response.
I’ve never had any complaints either. But I have heard some micropenis sob stories and some baby-arm horror stories. Everyone here seems to take the question as “you’re not small are you?” it might also be “you’re not packing a cervix-busting pain stick are you?”
While I find it completely inappropriate to ask a guy “so do you have a micropenis or a baby arm?” I can also understand how unsatisfying it would be to fall for someone and THEN find out that your sex life was going to be nothing but pain, or just nothing period.
Different women have different tolerances. A micropenis is probably best for some ladies. Others need the bush monster. So sometimes the question has more to do with them than anything else.
What if you have had countless complaints and a few restraining orders, are you supposed to lie or not?
Or, in haiku format: https://lemmy.world/post/37293763
Oh man I find all women complaint and its always the same. Oh god I can’t take it. Your going to split me in two. yada yada. Don’t any of them have anything original to say?
You tell them “it’s not 12” but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.
Alright, I’m going with this.
Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself
In the context of someone really asking, and not just joking around, yes you should be honest. Sounds like you’ll be on the path to showing them so don’t lie.
Yeah, what’s the endgame if you lie?! If you’re going to fuck, they’ll find out the truth anyway. And if you lied, they’ll pobably be less inclined to actually continue when they see you there, pantsless
“Kolanaki, are you big?”
“I’m 6’6’'.”
“Haha no, I mean are you big?”
“I weigh 260lbs…?”
“What size is in your pants?”
“A 9mm caliber pistol.”
Don’t lie. Here are some things you can say:
“Never thought about it. But I have a messuring tape here somewhere”
“It’s average”
“My last partner enjoyed it”
“When aroused; It’s exactly x cm girth and y cm from root to tip”
gesticulate, indicating size
“everything is relative”
“People stare in the shower room”
“it’s vanishingly small”
“I always had an advantage in that area”
“It’s satisfactory”
“It’s .00000000000107 or about 10⁻¹² astronomical units”
“It can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs”
