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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago

How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?

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How should I go about getting kicked out of a convent?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 11 months ago
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  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    Do you just want to get kicked out, or are you looking to make an appearance on the evening news?

    • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t see why one should preclude the other

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        Not at all, the former is just the baseline goal. To provide good feedback I need to know whether there are other goals to be attained as well. Someone fainting? An arrest? Building condemnation? A statement from the Pope?

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mlBanned
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    11 months ago

    Try to convince the nuns to smoke weed

    • Bizzle
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      Does the Book not say “every plant bearing seed and every seed of it’s fruit”?

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    Epoxy a giant dildo to the big Jesus that hangs from the cross

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Jesus is already supremely hung.

      • PunnyName
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        And a bottom, since he gets nailed all the time.

  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    Start hitting on all the other nuns.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Kicked out or elected mother superior.

  • Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    If just leaving voluntarily isn’t your style, and you need to make a splash I recommend sin - give everyone e, a dance music party cum orgy with an only fans channel.

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    Demand to be elevated to the priesthood, works every time.

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Well taking a dump on the floor is a safe bet to get kicked out of any space, so I’m sure it’ll work there

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      deleted by creator

      • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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        11 months ago

        Calling it the “White House” now may be a bit misleading.

        • PunnyName
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          Not really, it’s full of white supremacists.

          • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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            But the building itself sure isn’t white anymore (or in one piece for that matter).

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