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This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife’s classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn’t even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp
Of course it is Jamelle Bouie bringing the thunder. I should have known.
I thought JD’s mom drowned all the dumb ones.
If you auctioned him off as a pinata he’d definitely net you more than $50.
This guy marketings
$50 a swing. But people would be swinging so hard it might not last long… better up it to $1000
To be donated to a reputable charity that doesn’t say thank you.
Sell JD vance?
hell. I’d give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he’s one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying “$50” and not have it walk away.
I don’t understand the rationale here. Even if you’d give him away for free, why not try to get something for him if you can? Put JD on sale for $200, then lower the price by $25 a day until someone buys. You don’t even have to waste money feeding him. If there are no takers, he’ll die in a few days, and you can just throw him in a dumpster and you’re back to where you started.
First that’s generally more work.
Secondly, if someone buys him and they catch something because he fucked their couch… now you’re liable for that.
But.
If they stole him…. Not only are you not liable for anything; you also don’t have to pay for disposal when nobody thinks buying him is worth it.
I’ll pay you $50 to take him away, and that’s my final offer!
Wait, come back, how about $100? $200?
Wait, will he be tied up and gagged?
gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow…
If I had any say in it, this would be his default state and the penalties for altering it would be considerable
I would offer drugs if you’ll take jd with you
Well, but James Bowman is so young!
I’ve been lead to believe (probably by a psyop campaign) that we should go all Logan’s Run on our politicians, and that the young’uns have it all figured out, because well, reasons. America has always had a rather vapid culture that centers youth in other endeavors (fashion, music, movies, sports) and we should just map that onto everything else as well, I guess?
James Bowman is 41 years old. In political terms, that’s practically a baby.
Lol! As if any self-respecting drug dealer would take JD Vance as payment. They may as well just be giving you free drugs.
Bouie has a YouTube channel where he puts out some dope short (10minish) videos discussing whatever he has on his mind.
You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.
They would make a skin couch out of him and fuck it.
[T]o be a bit serious one irony of Vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it," Bouie added.
Great video on the topic of power as an addiction for any interested: https://youtu.be/7ebhXFuPkR4
Our precious baby boy is even featured as the epitome of this issue.
Even MAGA hates this chode
Can we not just post the link to the actual article? This is like hearsay gossip bullshit. The original article is salacious enough. Stop supporting this fluff
More likely he’d be turned into orphan meat. Nobody’s paying for that creature.
