BROWN LIKE A TURD!

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    5 hours ago

    They truly are fuck ugly. Even if Musk wasn’t a POS, I’d never even consider one.

  • Imhotep
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    5 hours ago

    sometimes when I come across a tesla while on foot I do a quick ”roman” salute, with 2 fingers on the philtrum for the stache

    I just want everyone to feel welcome

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      3 hours ago

      That stache addon is gold. “When you care enough to send the very best.”

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    You know, I really don’t hate the idea of buying a car without a finish and then getting a custom job after the fact. If there’s a silver lining on the Cybertruck debacle, its the steel frame that you can do up however you like.

    But holy fuck is that thing not the most “My 4-year-old’s favorite Hotwheels” ass chassis design. An absolute embarrassment of automotive engineering.

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      You should look into the Slate electric trucks.

      Small electric trucks/SUVs that are intended to be very cheap and barebones stock, but also very modular and very upgradeable, so you add the features you want. Including it being pretty much a given that you’re going to wrap it in the colors of your choice.

      They’re not on the market yet, but I have high hopes.

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      Not to be a nerd but the frame (edit: unibody actually) is cast aluminum, they just glue bits on top

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      8 hours ago

      You could do that with any car. Like, one that actually works.

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        8 hours ago

        I mean, I’d like to see you put a mirror finish on an off-the-lot Honda Civic.

        But yes, the truck part of the truck is garbage.

      • Steve@communick.news
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        8 hours ago

        Nobody sells cars with bare metal body work.
        Would be a cool look though, with just clear coat to keep it nice.

  • LemmyKnowsBest
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    6 hours ago

    It is interesting to see the different paint jobs these people come up with.

    I saw one on the freeway a few months ago that was literally a mirror. An iridescent rainbow mirror. It was so distracting I think it should have been illegal, hubble-telescope-caliber spotless immaculate reflections of all the cars & lights & road & sky. It was quite distracting and was holding up traffic until each car driver eventually snapped out of their hypnotic awe and passed the bugger.

  • Victor
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    8 hours ago

    Now that’s what I call a garbage truck.

  • kadu@scribe.disroot.org
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    8 hours ago

    I don’t see the appeal of cars in general, but this is particularly ugly.

    It looks like what you see on a PlayStation 2 game if you’re far away enough from the objects to trigger the low poly LOD version.

  • tidderuuf
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    8 hours ago

    This sub literally just posting people’s shit and other people’s shit…

    Looks at sub name

    … I’ll see myself out.