• TrackinDaKraken
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    18 days ago

    I’m just going to believe this is a troll, because I’m tired of realizing some people are actually this dumb.

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      18 days ago

      Could also just be a joke review, although not sure where the line is between “joke” and “troll” is, ig it’s up to the individual lol

    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      18 days ago

      I’m just going to believe this comment is sarcasm, because I’m tired of releazing some people are this benevolent.

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      18 days ago

      Like a madman who throws firebrands, arrows, and death, Is the man who deceives his neighbor, And says, “I was only joking!”

      Proverbs 26:18-19

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        There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a person who can’t spell happy birtday.

        Proverbs 6:16-19

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      18 days ago

      I could maybe give them benefit of doubt if they were sleep deprived or stoned and made the mistake for a second before fixing it, but to type out an entire bad review and take pictures of it all? That’s a lot of chances for them to notice the mistake before posting lol

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    18 days ago

    My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we’ve made sure to tell her “Happy Birtday” every year since

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      18 days ago

      Awww, that’s a really nice cake, too. Excellent drawing and writing skills! Not so much on the spelling skills, though… :)

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        14 days ago

        She’s normally a phenomenal speller (she devours books), so this was very out of character for her. Luckily she’s also happy to laugh at herself. One of the many things I absolutely adore about her.

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      18 days ago

      That drawing is pretty good though! Poor thing doesn’t read well but she has an eye for proportion.

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        14 days ago

        She’s a talented artist. For a time when she was younger she scored her dream job restoring vintage wooden carousel horses, and went on to do beautiful colored pencil drawings of them with fantasy backgrounds based on their backstories and ornamentation. She’s fuckin awesome.

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          14 days ago

          That’s cool. I lived in a town with a wooden horse carousel and i definitely appreciate the work that goes into those horses

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    18 days ago

    From the picture, we can tell that even if they knew their letters, they still didn’t know how to spell “birthday” in any case.

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    18 days ago

    Even if you wanted the “D” to be an “α”, you could still put the sting on the “A” sideways to make it look runic-looking “ᗆ”