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ickplant to Lemmy Shitpost · 6 hours ago

How we are brought into this world

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How we are brought into this world

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  • Tempus Fugit
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    2 hours ago

    Reminds me of this

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    4 hours ago

    Sure is. At this stage of development, the baby pilots its mum like Krang.

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      3 hours ago

      it’s a gundam!

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    MAGA Sex Ed.

  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    If you’re a man, shut up, this might be how it works, you don’t know anything.

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    How dare you. Name a dozen things wrong with it!

  • bitchkat
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    I bought that book for my friend’s daughter when my friend was having baby #2.

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    The woman’s arm naturally grows that long so she can pull the baby out by herself if need be.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Yes it grows a second elbow to manage the 180⁰ bend

    • gibmiser
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      Lol I was so disturbed by the baby and the woman’s face that I didnt even notice the arm

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        That’s how they get ya.

        Baby: “Teke-lili! Teke-lili!”

        Woman (with a hideous smile): “SKREE!”

        Human: “WTF?!?”

        Woman’s arm curls around from beneath, grabbing the human by the throat.

        Then the woman and the baby, they feed…

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      Don’t forget the additional fingers helping in that process.

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    I’d call this AI slop but this image is old 😅

  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    Which part, the baby sitting inside the woman like a suit or the ARM?

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      Yes.

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        Yes

    • Midnight Wolf
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      Mother, this attire doesn’t suit me.

      Mother.

    • thenextguy
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      The dozen or so fingers on her right hand.

    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      We don’t talk about the arm

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_(Simpsons_artist)

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    Ah, pregnancy… when internal organs migrate to the arms.

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    The new Evangelion’s looking pretty good!

  • Totally Human Emdash User@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Of course it is accurate—the baby just opens the door at the front of the demon and steps out, easy-peasy!

    (Honestly, the hard part is getting the baby back in afterward!)

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    The baby collapses as soon as it is observed. So you may never know.

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      Baby: minimize

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    First I though nah, that’s way off but than I read the text. This is about the 30th week!

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