As a closeted bi guy who is feeling strained in his hetero relationship, I feel this.
Also, eating onion rings sounds like fun.
Plz wait until they cool off though
Don’t want to burn your mouth.
If it’s burning my mouth, I’d be more worried about the onion ring holders.
Guess I fell right into that one. Fuck I want onion rings.
It was very tongue-in-cheek, so no worries :)
You should find a way to get some. That’s genuinely one of the few perks of adulthood.
Yeah, but it wouldn’t be right. It’s not the onion rings that I want.
My dude how many closeted bi guys are there on this community. Also I know this place with great $3 onion rings. Like okay you have to pay for the upgrade but even my wife wanted some
If you are willing to eat onion rings offa my sad penis you deserve, and will recieve, much better than that.
… Sometimes I wish I was gay…
Don’t worry mate, from what I can see from over here you’re perfectly fine down there.
Someday you’ll find your own onion ring devourer
I got one. She is an amazing woman. But it would defo take some convincing to get the onion ring thing to fly.
It takes a special kind of saint to want to do such a thing without request.
I feel like that’s just not fair to anyone. Either the onion rings have to be painfully hot or I have to know that those poor gentleman are now disappointed in two things!
Gummy candy rings instead, good catch.
Like what, peach rings? I don’t know if I can fit in a hole that big
No girl, no problem; I will eat those onion rings off your boner regardless.
It’s times like this I wish I had more packers to throw at people so like, they could go get their onion on or whatever
