Or Maybe they just prefer their avocados a bit skanky IDK

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    5 hours ago

    Or, now hear me out, I can use the ziper seal anyway and save 80 bucks on an appliance I’ll never use.

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    18 hours ago

    Also why wouldn’t you put the avocado between the words. Looks weird off to the side like that.

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      your eyes follow left to right and the avocado is the focus, so it’s first.

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    22 hours ago

    no this is a managerial decision. close is a simple concept (like ‘bigly money’) that the managerial class can understand. so they put it close

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      14 hours ago

      As someone who’s had to design graphics with a manager backseat driving, yes.

      Are you sure you want 300 characters on a business card? It wont be legible. Yes, I know it looks big on the screen, it’s called zo… oh okay. And a boat in the background? But it’s for an event without boats. Yep. Okay. It represents freedom and people will understand? There’s your boat.

      A month later someone posts a worst business card top ten list for likes and everyone blames the designer.

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        16 hours ago

        They could place the avocado in the middle, so that it is close to both while still being “correct”

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    19 hours ago

    This Monday!
    Monday!
    Monday!

    Heat Seal vs Zipper go head to head in the ultimate wrestling match!

    Be there or be square.

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    21 hours ago

    Maybe they’re being honest? That’s what happens to avocados when you put them in those plastic bags.

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      20 hours ago

      The product is a vacuum sealing machine. Since oxidization is the reason avocados turn brown, storing one with very little air should help a lot.