by Mike Luckovich
They’ve fought so hard for the other four, not sure why they need to be their own.
As I was scanning, I misread it as, “…added a fifth foreskin.”
That’s just gluttonous, nobody needs that many foreskins
Not unless ya fry 'em with garlic and onions!
dude i just ate.
don’t make me hungry again.
The lesser known idiom, Foreskin of the Apocalypse.
Why is Famine on a pale horse instead of Death?
Why is the skeleton with a scythe Famine…?
I think pestilence is holding the scythe.
It’s a bit unclear if it’s actually Famine holding it, but if so, it’s worth noting that many (most?) famines are the result of poor growing seasons/harvests, so the scythe isn’t terribly inappropriate.
The question is why death looks like a marathon runner.
Would be funnier if it was the Epstein files.
seems redundant
The fifth horseman is Chaos, but he got thrown out with the big syrupy things.







