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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost · 3 days ago

two please

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    I’ve got some hairy man boobs and some free time honey.

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      Does time honey come from time bees?

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        Yes, and it can also be used to catch time flies

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      I got some boobs and have some free honey time, hairy man.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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        Clever.

        How’s that’s working out for you, being clever?

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    • pipe01@programming.dev
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      My friend is asking for the source of that

      • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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        It looks to be a sushi platter from this thread.

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        Search posts for Rexolott

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    …at the same time?

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    • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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      This is why I love eating pussy, its zero calorie sexy sashimi.

      • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I don’t know who told you that, but pussy is absolutely not zero calories.

        This is something that will bite you in the ass once you turn 40, and believe me, you’ll be wishing you’d had some sense when you were younger. I nearly ruined my life over it, but the diet I’ve been on since 2050 has probably saved it—the results do speak for themselves. I will admit to some non-alcoholic kinds being okay. Even so, always remember your guiding principles: Pussy is the enemy of the gym, bro. Avoid it at all costs.

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        i don’t know who told you that, sashimi is most definitely not zero calories.

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          I think you missed this one bud.

          I guess you do need to watch your sodium if you have high blood pressure, but I think grool does fall under fda guidelines to be labeled calorie free.

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            sashimi is typically not slimy either, so i think you need to pick a better food metaphor.

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      I mean, I wouldn’t say no

  • UnderpantsWeevil
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    Misread that as “boba”

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      Fun fact, “boba” is slang for big breasts…

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    That doesn’t seem sanitary

  • GarboDog
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    Mam, please put your boobs away, we’re trying to eat some fucn sushi

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    Not the first fishy smelling thing I wanna eat when seeing boobs…

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      That other one isn’t supposed to smell fishy

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    Using the chopsticks from the Chinese place they got the eggroll from.

    Although some of my favorite sushi spots are clearly not authentic. Gold horses on the walls, mixed genre Asian menus with only English text, punny restaraunt names.

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      I dunno. hard to judge by name, like I love this place named Jim’s. they have some of the best chinese food i’ve ever had (and i grew up eating chicken feet on the streets of san francisco, i know chinese food).

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      One of my favourite sushi restaurants was run by Chinese people, but they put effort into making the place feel authentic

      They closed down during covid, though :-(

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    I think you may have just invented the next version of Hooters.

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      i mean Nyotaimori is already an existing thing

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    This but sans booba and more cocka

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