Fresh off his primary win, Lindsey Graham lavished praise on Donald Trump, calling him “not far behind God” and casting him as the Republican Party’s undisputed kingmaker.
The four-term South Carolina senator made the remarks during his Tuesday night victory speech, after fending off five challengers and winning more than half the vote.
“I want to start with a bunch of thank yous. I want to thank the big guy, God. Trump comes later,” Graham told a crowd of supporters, while laughing. “Mr. President, you’re not far behind God, but we’re gonna start with him.”
Lindsay, you stupid whore, did you not see his post? He is literally Jesus Christ. That is who he is to you, anyway, and any other followers of his.
(to everyone else, he is simply a doctor)
God —> Jesus —> Felon Rapist Pedophile
God is a notorious egomaniac who’s committed multiple genocides, glassed middle eastern cities, knocked up a teenager who was someone else’s fiancé, sent his goons to threaten her fiancé to accept his cucking, then dipped on child support and let his kid get torture-killed. Hate to say it, Lindsay is correct; Trump is a very God-like man.
If he not that far behind God, I’m not sure I like that God. That’s not the God I was taught about.
Maybe God is a 12 year old girl
No, then he’d be right in front of God
Lindsey Graham in 2016
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…and we will deserve it.
It’s almost as if they don’t have a spine.
I maintain that based one his behavior since then that Lindsay Graham had to have done something like murdered someone(probably a child) in the middle of a sexual act or something like that, his 180 is too jarring for the dirt to not be the most atrocious
He should have been voted out in a primary a while ago, this is all just to not show off how he’s not actually a modern republican.
Okay kevin. No matter what you do he will never respect you.

And for a final year, we have a season of the boys that was so absurd when it was written, you’re shocked anyone greenlit it, only for the Trump admin to make it look like a normal thing.
I think he was going for an Andrew Tate vibe.
These dinosaur politicians see Trump as a benefit the same way CEOs see AI as a money machine. They don’t care what the mechanisms are, or what has to be abandoned/contradicted to use it. They want “number go up.”
And that’s why we need new folks in Washington (and fewer CEOs).

cult
noun- a relatively small group of people having beliefs or practices, especially relating to religion, that are regarded by others as strange or sinister or as imposing excessive control over members
Example: a network of Satan-worshipping cults
I like how they include “relatively small” so mainstream Christianity wouldn’t fit the definition.
Once you had a certain size I guess we just call it religion.
One distinction I’ve heard is that in a cult, the people who started it and know it’s all bullshit are still alive.
Graham has the machines rigged because he should not be winning shit with how much he sucks.
Primaries typically have low turnout. Working people have a harder time getting out to vote so it’s the old and determined racists/homophobes/etc who cast the sway, usually.
Wait until he comes out of the closet
This is just so utterly pathetic











