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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 22 hours ago

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    Guilty feet got no rhythm

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      classic lemmy, the self hating white reposting racism from the nazi owned twitter

      classic 😊

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    A knuckle burger? Shouldn’t it be a knuckle sandwich?

    • reader@lemmy.zip
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      It’s called airpods.

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      22 hours ago

      I think burger might be a type of sandwich. I’m not nearly American enough to say it with any certainty tho.

      • Pringles@sopuli.xyz
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        22 hours ago

        It’s definitely a type of salad.

        • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          9 hours ago

          AND a soup

          https://saladtheory.github.io/

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          12 hours ago

          That’s a falafel

        • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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          22 hours ago

          Burgers are clearly a canolli

          • zikzak025
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            20 hours ago

            But canolli are just a type of burrito

            • OldChicoAle
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              19 hours ago

              Burritos are just fancy corndogs from the Burro region of Mexico.

              • modus
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                19 hours ago

                Once inhabited by the infamous road bandit, Pablo de Sandwich and his band of merry men.

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        16 hours ago

        Hamburgers are German.

        • Klear@piefed.world
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          15 hours ago

          I’m a bit more German than American, but still not enough.

    • Syndication@lemmy.today
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      21 hours ago

      This is just a handburger

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      21 hours ago

      You know you can make a sandwich with just about any kind of bread, right?

      • brap
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        21 hours ago

        You mean I can make a sandwich using garlic bread?

        • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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          20 hours ago

          I certainly have

        • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
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          20 hours ago

          Unless you’re a vampire.

          • CIA_chatbot
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            Well, you can make one if you’re a vampire as well, but just once

      • PattyMcB
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        19 hours ago

        But is a hot dog a sandwich?

        • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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          16 hours ago

          Open face but yes.

          • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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            It’s a submarine optimized for the streets

        • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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          18 hours ago

          It’s a taco

          • PattyMcB
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            Ah… so tacos are sandwiches, too?

            • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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              Sure, I’ve heard gyros called a sandwich and they’re just greek tacos.

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                And it’s even pronounced “hero” full circle!

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      Why do you think is a burger? That bread looks more sandwich than burger to me

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      I don’t get the joke. Are burgers racist?

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        A knuckle sandwich is a euphamism for a punch.

        The commenter above joked that OP made a knuckle burger because they used a bun (bap/roll/barm/whatever they call it elsewhere) instead of the bread slices typical of a sandwich.

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    Can’t believe it’s 2026 and we still have racism.

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      Well, we have europe still, so yeah.

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        There’s a joke about how Asia is the final boss of racism.

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    Good thing I was already on the toilet because I cringed so hard, I shit. 10/10 shitpost

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      21 hours ago

      this is 100% what i picture lemmy to look like

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    Racism never recovered from this

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