“Why was he such a POS do you think?”
“The same reason he went to Mexico every year to suck the blood from goats. For kicks.”
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Today shall be a good beer and a good joint day. When Mitch becomes “was” on Wikipedia it will be a champagne day :)
he probably just went to talk to Mitch
Graham Cracker time is over!
In related news, a new public outhouse is soon opened.
hurry up mitch mcconnell
So comrades, come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale
unites the human race[…]
No saviour from on high delivers
No faith have we in prince or peer
Their own right hand the chain must shiver
Bound of hatred, greed and fear
Before the thief will out with their booty
And give to all a happier lot.
The alert on my phone woke me up, but the grogginess from sleep and the lack of my glasses caused my brain to read “Mitch McConnell has died”, so I sat up and was like, “I KNEW IT!”
So I grabbed my phone and put on my glasses, and saw that it was Lindsay Graham, and thought “Eh… almost as good”. Then I made myself some coffee.
Well isn’t that an nice way to start the day!
Oh, A_Union_of_Kobolds. Zombies can’t die. This is some sort of scam. If he were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the streets.
News so good I’m gonna eat a hotdog to celebrate.
Oh shit, I’m about to roll a blunt. Rest in piss LG!
Cheers!
Same, hell yeah
Khamenei’s death list -1 ?
Had a death note in his final hours XD
