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I have only been in relationships with nines and tens. A fact my wife likes to make fun of me about (“Admit it, you’re shallow”). The best sex ive ever had in my life was with a one. A fact my wife likes to ignore but I remind her of everytime she brings up my exes and my “shallowness”.
I thought the plot twist was going to be that your wife is the one, but that sex made her “the one”.
We “bust each other’s balls” all the time. I like to think it’s part of the reason we have been together so long.
EDIT: For example, I might quip back that she’s to pretty to fuck ugly. To which she replies that it’s never stopped her from fucking me before. That right there, is a keeper.

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