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liquoriceB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago

Failed camouflage

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Failed camouflage

liquoriceB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago
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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    So I remember hearing that animals can’t really produce blue pigment and all the blue animals are blue due to physical tricks causing light of different wavelengths to get dispersed leaving only blue. Is this the same here?

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 hours ago

    Now all we need is one fish, two fish, and red fish

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    Looks like the blue fish from go fish

  • Jackcooper
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    7 hours ago

    Is this a real fish

    • anon6789
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      7 hours ago

      Blue Parrotfish

      • ByteJunk
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        “a member of the parrotfish genus Scarus”

        Most apt name ever, they always look so afraid.

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    • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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      5 hours ago

      How much do close cost in the matrix?

  • zedgeist
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    10 hours ago

    Put it back ☹️

    • Syndication@lemmy.today
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      9 hours ago

      “It seems aware of its blueness and unable to process it.”

      No, it’s struggling to get oxygen you twits. Put it back in the water!

    • Janx@piefed.social
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      6 hours ago

      Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me…"

      Sulley: “Bom, bom, bom, bom…”

      Mike: “So help me! So help me! And cut.”

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    Hey look, I’ve caught this big beautiful 🐟 fish! Look how beautiful it is? It’s dying slowly because I’m holding it! And I made it bleed from the stomach up to the mouth in salty water! Look at me! I’m great! And it look at him squarming in painful agonizing gaps! What a wonderful world! Hurry, let’s fry him before he dies.

    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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      7 hours ago

      I bet it was yummy too.

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    11 hours ago

    Da ba dee, da ba di

  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    Wonder what flavor of fruit it is.

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 hours ago

    It gets that way because of all the blue water it drinks

  • trainsrkool@lemmy.ml
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    11 hours ago

    awwww so cute!😍

    its really fucking blue tho

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