It’s 1992. Your mom just took you through the Dairy Queen drive in after supper. It was 30C today, and it’s going to be 35C tomorrow. You’re going to go swimming at the local outdoor pool with your mom, little brother, auntie and favourite cousin, tomorrow though. Mom will probably put on that Blue Rodeo tape on the way back. It’s not your favorite, but you find yourself waiting for the song hooks.
Life is simple and life is good.
1984 LTD Crown Victoria, White with red velour interior. I closed that door (which looks a lot like this door) on my hand and it locked. Mom had already gone inside and there i was screaming bloody murder in the front yard. She eventually came out and unlocked the door and got me out. Somehow it didn’t break my hand, probly because children are made of rubber or something. Theres no point to this other than sharing my unlocked PTSD that this image unlocked.
And it probably still works
The emissions acts really forced a lot of painful innovation. Engines like the Cadillac HT 4000 went to aluminum blocks, or we utterly throttled by shitty computers and carbourator tuning.
Sure. 350 cid engine, small 2bbl carb.
My step-uncle had one of these. He almost never pulled it out and certainly would not have let icecream anywhere near the thing.
It’s 1992. Your mom takes you to Dairy Queen in her oldsmobile. She lights up a cigarette. She asks if you want one. You say no. She says stop acting like such a pussy. You take the cigarette. She lights it for you.
Smoke up, Johnny!
She throws her empty bud can out the window and hands you two dollars to get a blizzard
You walk into the Dairy Queen. A group of teenagers are smoking in a booth. One of them ashes their cigarette into a Dairy Queen-branded ashtray on the table.
Pretty sure this car had more ashtrays than it did safety features too
The tar helped hold things together in a crash.
hey if it’s in a crash, the CAR’s gonna survive. Anyone in it? that’s another story…
Chunky marinara
I bet you haven’t seen what the orcas have been up to this week
The ashtray is a safety feature.
It definitely had some in the doors.
Hasn’t the weight of cars been increasing? Pick a model and track the curb weight over generations. It seems to be going up.
Seriously. This is a 10th generation Oldsmobile 98, with a 4,000 pounds curb weight. That puts it in the same range as smaller crossover SUVs these days.
Except for EVs (which are heavy af because of the batteries) curb weight is down significantly from the 70s to today. It has been steadily trending upwards, but slowly, since around 2012. It’s hard to make a car as heavy as they used to be back when everything was steel and weld joints. Engines were bigger back then too — because they were less efficient.
Thanks for the input. Is there a model of car we can use to show this trend? I tried doing it with a VW Golf, but that just showed the upward trend.
https://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/average-car-weight.html
Here’s an article about it. Thanks for making me look it up, it has an important little fact at the top, which is the pickups have trended steadily upward over that same period which I didn’t know. However, other vehicle types have trended steadily downwards, and are still below their previous figures.
Thanks for that. Drawing a line between cars and SUVs helped clarify average vehicle weight as the sum of two different trends.
Definitely a lot more people swapping to SUVs now too
It’s mostly that the old American land yachts are no longer as big. Look at the fifth generation Lincoln Continental vs any after it. Or the 1960s Cadillac Eldorado, a 2.2 ton 2 door car
European and Asian cars have been trending up in size meanwhile but there have been instances where a new generation model is lighter than the old one due to the materials used.
What’s really jarring is to see the old, American land yachts from back in the day on the road next to the grotesquely-oversized pickup trucks we see everywhere today. They look, well, not exactly small, but nothing at all like the bloated whales in our memories. Heck, my grandfather’s Cadillac seemed enormous at 225 inches long (the longest ever production car at the time), but the base model of the Ford F series is now 232 inches.
You could drunk drive into a brick wall at forty-five miles an hour and the only damage would be yourself smeared all over the inside of it.
You’d end up with the steering column through your chest because crumple zones didn’t exist. https://youtu.be/fPF4fBGNK0U
I think we are saying the same thing.
We are. Sorry. It’s early and I misread.
It’s like 2pm!
Damn lazy hippies sleeping all day.
Dude, it’s like 5:30pm. The east coast is just waking up. It’s early.
East coast hippies smell the worst.
6am for me at time of posting. I wish I could sleep all night, let alone all day.
And that steering column turns out fine.
I had an old Malibu, and I was backing into an alley and a telephone pole was somehow out of my vision. I hit it full force with the rear bumper. Got out and the chrome was still perfect, and no dent in the bumper…but wow what a jolt.
You’re probably really lucky that you were reversing and had the entire seat to cushion you.
The entire bench seat :)
They sell “fucking cars” now?
What do think self-driving is all about?
Hey man I had a 1967 Plymouth Newport that had to have 454 engine just haul the car around. Fucker was tank on wheels.
That would have been a 440 engine. General Motors made the 454.
I used to have a 69 Newport. Loved that car.
Oh thanks been long time since had that car. Was a kid 3rd car ever owned. Was a beast and loved it.
And it smelled like 20-year-old cigarette smoke
Modern cars smell like Axe body spray, weed, and social anxiety.
Two outta three ain’t bad, I don’t think I’ve purchased Axe since 2007. The car I drive now was only made one year later lol, and I didn’t get it until a decade after that. I guess I’ve never had a modern car.
If you closed that shit hard enough the ground would shake.
Suckers to the side
I know you hate
my 98!!!
YOU GONNA GET YOURS!This guy gets it
Looks like the door to the Cadillac sitting in my dad’s garage. Things heavy af
My buddy got one of these handed down to him and this is no lie.
