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- coloradopolitics
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- coloradopolitics
regardless of politics I think we can all agree that those are some ass ugly boots
The fake weathering is so poorly done. They look like wardrobe from some terrible B movie.
They look like part of a fallout 4 outfit.
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You’re right, more like a 76 premium purchase
I misread boots as boobs, and spent at least half a minute staring at her chest trying to figure out what the “fake weathering” of her boobs even meant, before I scrolled far enough to see the hideous boots.
As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place, never mind those of such a horrible person.
As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place
No need to explain, sir. Staring at someone’s boobs for five minutes straight to get in on the smack talk is one of the gayest things I’ve heard of. And I used to spread my butt cheeks for Playgirl magazine.
She’s clearly not a huge fan of sunscreen (not getting skin cancer is too liberal, I guess), so give her another 10 years and there’ll be some real weathering on her boobs.
Suncreen is woke
Several of my gay friends still enjoy a good boob. I think it’s more of a “this thing gave me life” instinctual thing than a sexual thing but we can still agree 😀
They, like me, do not enjoy these particular boobs just to be clear.
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Those are what would be sold to a dude. At a dude ranch.
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Not the ranchers themselves. The city slickers, aka “dudes” that visit the ranch
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Reminds me of my favorite Nina Garcia quote from Project Runway; “who is this girl? Where is she going?”
She’s an ugly ass person.
Ass person indeed.
Let’s not besmirch fine ass people around the world
Worst part is that she’s forcibly, visibly turning her feet to be sure you can see them. She’s very proud of them.
I wish those boots were delivering the state of the union so that my dumbass friend and I could boo them
All boot, no cowboy.
If you aren’t Chris Evans, I agree.
What are these ass boots you speak of?
Donkey skin?
Ditching the association between herself and MAGA will be just as easy as changing the perception that she’s a fucking idiot.
Getting kicked out of a play for vaping certainly won’t help with that.
Sorry, the MAGA doesn’t wash off.
Do you know how you get to Carnegie Hall?
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Practice. #rimshot
What I took from this article: Lauren Boebert is deceitful.
You can tell by the ®
You can drive low information voters with fear and hate to fame and fortune for only so long.
I mean who gives a fuck when your hus- oh, ex husband gets a contract for $600,000 a year for “consulting” in a field in which he has no experience.
Republicans do, but only if that person’s name is Hunter Biden!
Well, to be fair, no one is handing out contracts in the fields he does have experience in, namely diddling minors.
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…discussed the economy and housing with the owners of a yurt manufacturing company, …
Are they intending to solve the housing crisis with yurts?
Small Business Tyrants are the core of the Republican Party. There’s maybe not as many jet-ski dealership owners in colorado as some other places.
A yurt on top of a big isolated mountain is sounding pretty good right now NGL
I knew a guy who lived in a ‘luxury’ yurt built around a tree. It was really nice.
She also pointed to a lack of outside help, and low GOP turnout.
“Low GOP turnout”? Isn’t it her job to motivate people to turn out to vote? Sounds like she isn’t very good at it.
“A lack of outside help”? So despite those ugly-ass boots, she apparently doesn’t know how to use her own bootstraps.
She got hers and her husband got a ton of money as well. She can easily dip out of politics, do a little PR on the way out, and effectively retire from public life.
She needs to ditch being a fucking idiot too, but we all know what won’t happen.
Trump and MAGA is toxic in Colorado. Even among most Republicans.
Boebert’s a RINO! Pass it on!
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