That’s a carrot flute. Maybe a carrot tin whistle. See the horizontal cut marks for the “reed”?
Edit OH SWEET GAY OF MALAY WHAT IS THAT. That can’t be healthy
With only a few generations of inbreeding, you too can have blistering sausage fingers like this man of nobility.
The Mountbatten line has virtually no intrafamiliar marriages. Chuck’s ugly-ass fingers are just his own unfortunate luck.
Good to know!
This isn’t the lemon party I remember.
It’s getting tough to pass the Old Knowledge on, Gen Z doesn’t seem able to grasp why someone would make websites like lemon party and meat spin, or why enough other people would find it funny to hide links to them in enough things that they psychologically scarred an entire generation of us when the web was new.
i still remember when the internet was just a networks of tubes and girls
Is that what chumbawumba’s song tub-thumping was about?
That ring is never coming off without power tools
Just cut off the sausage, the ring’ll be fine.
Those hands. That ring ain’t ever coming off. 🫣
But the finger is.
Is this how English bangers are made?
Yeah you play a little bit on your carrot flute then they remix it for the dancefloor.
You did warn me
At least it’s full grown, unlike the ones his brother was caught enjoying.
Eh wassts up doc?
What has His Royal Highness gotten down to this time??
