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Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago

Love is Love

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Love is Love

Return_of_Chippy to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 day ago
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    A comic drawn in a simple, cartoonish style. Frames 1 and 2: A woman opens the door to her husband's man cave to find him wearing a ball gag, leather waistcoat, leather assless chaps, high heels and asphyxiation collar with the handle of a whip up his ass. He is hunched over, masturbating. Frames 3 and 4: the woman approaches the man and notices he is holding something in his hand. He turns to her, shocked, and the object is revealed - he was masturbating to their wedding photo. Frame 5: apparently finding the act touching and endearing, the woman embraces the man fondly and they share a happy loving cuddle.

    Source: The Perry Bible Fellowship

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      Idk if I wanna be happy or sad about the Seahawks sticker on his door

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      I hope that hamster isn’t being mistreated.

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        He likes to watch

      • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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        Lemmywinks!

        • Master@sh.itjust.works
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          The greatest adventure…

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    That’s a very accepting mom you have, OP

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      Take my angry upvote for this cursed comment

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        altr

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      Something something broken arms

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        This whiplashed me to 2012

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    She let you in her house?? Crazy, they all call the police on me…

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      Reminds me of what my last gf said after we spent our first night together.

      “Who are you and how the hell did you get into my house!?”

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        Lmaoo

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    I really hope he grabbed those from my dirty laundry.

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      No other appropriate place to

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    Hey c/couplememes here you go.

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      I’ll do it

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    … oddly specific …

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      Is it though?

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        Haven’t we all been there

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          No

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            Yeah it’s always, “How did you get into my house?”.

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    That’s kinda hot

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