• @Perroboc
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    Ah yes, back to reading the shampoo label.

    “Huh, these things have instructions…”

    • @Selmafudd
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      And the ingredients always contained aqua… never see aqua these days

        • @RGB3x3
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          411 months ago

          Did you have many Barbies in your bathrooms?

        • @[email protected]
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          There was a fairly successful movie recently that you may have heard of which actually prompted Aqua to go on tour. I’m seeing them in a couple of weeks.

  • @PlantDadManGuy
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    You know this really opened up a new world of possibilities for me. From now on I’m going to savor each and every morning shit without needless distractions like news, music, interesting videos, and definitely funny memes. Thanks for showing me the error of my ways.

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    I vaguely remember a friend in middle school telling me about how The Weird Kid stuck his head under the stall wall and into my friend’s stall while shitting was happening. I don’t even remember what The Weird Kid allegedly said. Something like “HEY BEN WHATCHA DOIN?” probably. My friend panicked and kicked him in the face, and I don’t think any adults were informed.

    • @Agent641
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      I want to die in the moment of shitting

        • @assassinatedbyCIA
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          I would rather die on my feet shitting than live on my knees shitting.

      • @havokdj
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        111 months ago

        That’s how Elvis died

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    Once had a guy hold a sign with similar message. In front of me. He was sitting across from me on a subway train.

    Nothing like savoring the moment riding underground. A breather after work.

    He was smug but mad at me ignoring him.

  • @[email protected]
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    I would argue that scrolling through fresh memes on Risa(@startrek.website) while on the toilet is the pinnacle of living in the moment. Particularly at work.

  • @PunnyName
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    *sniff* *sniff*

    Smelly

  • @gylotip
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    Wow, I am literally on my phone and see this while I am pooping.

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      Me too! Which reminds me I really should go to a toilet.

  • @[email protected]
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    211 months ago

    It was actually kind of nice to take a break while you’re on the toilet. Whether that means checking your phone for fun, or just sitting in silence without looking at a screen. Both can be a break, depending on context.

  • @GeoGio7
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    That’s the whole point