• @mkwt
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    1811 months ago

    “One call, that’s all.”

    • @SuckMyWang
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      1611 months ago

      Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals

  • ComradeSharkfucker
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    1511 months ago

    Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn’t and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny

  • @ExfilBravo
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    1411 months ago

    Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.

  • @IanSomnia
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    511 months ago

    At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      511 months ago

      Onion doesn’t write parody anymore.

      It’s more like stories that haven’t happened yet.

  • originalucifer
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    311 months ago

    would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    -111 months ago

    Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.