I’ll just edit instead!

  • @[email protected]
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    921 year ago

    Bed bugs.

    Positive outcome would be no more having to burn contaminted possessions (or wash them in very hot water many times).

  • Wörk
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    581 year ago

    Bedbugs, hands down.

    • @[email protected]
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      221 year ago

      Would be interesting to tally up the negative impacts of removing humans as well.

      Culls of invasive species would no longer occur, which would be detrimental in those ecosystems.

      A fairly significant number of endangered animals probably only exist today due to human intervention and breeding programs (i am well aware that we probably made them endangered in the first place)

      Cross breeds would be done as well, Ligers and Mules require humans for breeding. Although in fairness they are definitely not natural to begin with.

      Many animals we have domesticated would be done for as well, most smaller dogs are completely, reliant on humans for food and grooming. Many cats would be okay, but some breeds are likely dead ends as well. Jersey cows would probably have a bad time as well, without milking, sheep might have issues as well?

      Interesting thought experiment.

      • Deebster
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        131 year ago

        Yeah, this is a good topic. I can add a few:

        Short term, pets in houses, farm animals, etc will need to escape and start fending for themselves otherwise they’ll starve (or dehydrate).. Oops, I’d somehow missed an entire paragraph of your post 🤦‍♂️ Sheep need us to trim their wool, because we’ve bred them up grow fair more than they need. They’ll get too hot if they don’t have problems with defecation first (an actual thing farmers have to worry about).

        Medium to long term, when dams and dikes aren’t maintained they’ll eventually fail, flooding vast areas including the Netherlands.

        I guess that the world will continue heating for a bit even once we’re gone, so we wouldn’t be around to theoretically use our tech to help. Obviously, we’re the reason it’s happening in the first place, but nature’s not equipped to deal with change that’s this rapid.

        • Yes, most of those we created through breeding, but you could argue that wolves and coyotes created modern deer the same way.

          I do wonder if many would go extinct in the medium term from predation, before they can evolve fast enough to adapt; I’m thinking farm pigs and chickens would be OK in the short term - they don’t need us to survive - but wild dogs/coyotes/wolves, large cats like the NA lions, raptors, foxes… they’d all be putting a lot of pressure on those mostly defenseless breeds. Pigs are not wild hogs. Cattle and horses exist just fine in their environments without humans. Even with predation, herds are large and they aren’t defenseless.

          Sheep are an exception; like you said, they need us to perform maintenance because of how we’ve bred them. Are there others?

          • Monkey With A Shell
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            51 year ago

            My thoughts go to a lot of our stored and operational fuel supplies. Nuclear fuel (both civil and weapon) would eventually become exposed through lack of storage container maintinance and cooling starting meltdown reactions in their localized environments. Oil extraction, distribution, and refining systems are automated to an extent but somewhere a tank is going ng to rupture or just run out of space and then it’s all getting into the environment, likely at sea to have what effects that may cause.

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                I’m sure it’d level off, but a driver falling asleep at the wheel on the highway tends to cause problems. If the BP spill in the Gulf had nobody trying to cap it off who knows how long it’d have kept going.

      • Turun
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        01 year ago

        Good point! Within a few weeks billions of animals would die. Chicken, pigs, cows, cats and dogs.

        We definitely need to clarify what “good for the planet” means if we want to decide on the best answer.

    • uphillbothways
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      91 year ago

      Humans are the only species that would ask a question like this with ecologically damning effects. So, yeah.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      I’m going to provide one very important reasons it would be disastrous to the ecosystem if humans were suddenly deleted from the Earth: what happens to the many currently active nuclear reactors? And what happens when Chernobyl’s sarcophagus finally corrodes entirely and exposes that radioactive blight to the entirety of Europe and central Asia? Probably nothing good is the answer.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        I would be willing to put money on “likely nothing” being the answer for active nuclear reactors. They’re highly automated from a safety perspective these days. I’d be more worried about chemical plants

        • @[email protected]
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          11 year ago

          That’s a good point, too. My general idea was we have certain things we’ve created that we can’t leave unchecked or else it might be disastrous for the environment. Human infrastructure expects humans to exist.

  • @greedytacothief
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    401 year ago

    Ticks.

    They seem to just make everything worse, and I don’t think anything only eats ticks. Not to mention the diseases they carry.

    • @lyam23
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      101 year ago

      Possums eat ticks. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make, ticks are awful.

      • @greedytacothief
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        11 year ago

        I don’t think they have much effect on the flora of an area, but humans are not the only fauna that are harmed by ticks.

        Also they get in my dreams and I usually have at least one tick related nightmare a year, so please do understand I speak with some hyperbole.

  • Chainweasel
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    261 year ago

    Most positive effects on the planet but not humans?
    Cattle, they’re a major source of greenhouse gasses, as are all the industries built around growing, processing, and transporting them.

  • @BonesOfTheMoon
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    261 year ago

    Bedbugs. That’s a terrible thing to happen to anyone.

    • @Mathazzar
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      131 year ago

      A wave of them swept through my old apartment once almost six years ago. I still freak out at the smallest itch or bump.

      Those bastards cause serious trauma

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        81 year ago

        I had them about a year ago. I’ve never been the same either. A tiny black speck on the floor that is from my socks, or a fruit fly, can send me into hysteria.

        The best thing you can spend money on IMO is a bedbug proof mattress encasement and those interception cups for the legs of your bed. Nobody will ever regret doing that. It can happen to anyone, right now Paris is rife with bedbugs.

        https://www.wired.com/story/paris-bed-bugs/

        • @Mathazzar
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          21 year ago

          I also have the little heated traps for them too.

    • @ericbomb
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      51 year ago

      My room mates/tenants in my basement spotted 2 bed bugs and we have gone full nuclear on them because we are all terrified of them. Like they’ve replaced everything soft, rubbed the sprays into the carpet, and I made a salt circle with d earth around their entrance.

      We also keep quoting aliens (nuke it from orbit, only way to he safe) and Starship troopers.

      I fear water and bed bugs as a home owner.

      • @BonesOfTheMoon
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        21 year ago

        You should also run every piece of clothing and bedding you own through the dryer, and inspect your mattress seams, and get bedbug mattress encasements.

    • @[email protected]
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      51 year ago

      First we ban DDT, then Pizza Hut releases Stuffed Crust, then bed bugs make a resurgence. It all fits.

  • @[email protected]
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    261 year ago

    Canadian Geese, the animal that Canada stored all its rage inside and sent to battle the United States

  • CALIGVLA
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    251 year ago

    I hate to say it, but getting rid of mosquitos would probably have bigger consequences than that. The females are the only ones sucking blood, the males on the other hand help pollinate plants, exterminating them could potentially affect our food production lines…

    … But not gonna lie I’d still genocide the fuckers, ecological damage be damned.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      You don’t need to eliminate all mosquitos, just the ones that bite people.

      There are dozens of different species of mosquitos, and not all of them bite people. If you get rid of the ones that bite people the others will likely still fill in as pollinators for those that are no longer competing with them.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Only the females of a tiny fraction of species, and only when they need to produce eggs, stuck blood.

  • Kalash
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    161 year ago

    Pandas. I mean, they really don’t seem like they want to exist in the first place. And China get’s to finally shut up about them.

    • Otter
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      131 year ago

      they really don’t seem like they want to exist

      Alternatively, they’re at peace and content with their existence. At least that’s what it seems like to me, goals really

    • @paddirn
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      41 year ago

      They’re too lazy to even reproduce.

  • @bulwark
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    I’m off the opinion that no animal would be beneficial to remove. In almost every instance where we have exterminated a species there has been negative unanticipated consequences. Even mosquitos and bed bugs, there are predators that eat them and subsequent predators that eat them and so on. It’s kind of like the butterfly effect. It’s a balance formed from eons of coexistence that is not to be tampered with. There is so many examples where scientists try to introduce an animal to exterminate another that has gone horribly wrong. Regardless of my opinion, all living things have a part in our world. I’m not a vegetarian btw, but I do use Arch.

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    Mosquitoes are pollinators. Sucking blood and being annoying is only a small part of their functionality.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    Cockroaches… as far as I’m aware, they don’t contribute anything to the eco system, they’re just pests.

    Unfortunatelly, not even a nuclear war can erradicate them 😒.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 year ago

      ‘Cockroach’ encompasses a wide range of species, the majority of which have no interest in living in a human’s home, and contribute to the work of decomposition on the forest floor. Many smaller predators also eat them.

      • @Chickenslippers
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        101 year ago

        Just learned recently that there are over 3000 species of cockroaches and about 10 are invasive to humans.

        • Neshura
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          41 year ago

          well let’s get rid of those 10 then, the other 2990 should be able to pick up whatever positive effect those 10 species have without building nests and swarming our homes

          • @Shanedino
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            11 year ago

            That’s really only German cockroaches that are colony roaches. At least in my region.

          • @Chickenslippers
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            31 year ago

            I was watching the streamer piratesoftware who before he became a programmer/hacker was in college for entomology.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    101 year ago

    I think I’m going to go with Africanized honeybees. My understanding is they’re a man-made calamity, so pressing the delete key on them wouldn’t like, upset the circle of life and piss off Mufasa or whatever.