• @[email protected]
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    4910 months ago

    Why wait?

    (Verse 1) Sitting in the cab of my old pickup truck, Memories rollin’ by, like the miles we used to clock. Drove through the sunset, with you by my side, Never thought a metal heart could take me for a ride.

    (Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

    (Verse 2) We hauled our troubles down those lonesome roads, Your engine hummed the tunes, while our story unfolds. Loaded up with laughter, and baggage too, Little did I know, you had a route of your own to pursue.

    (Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

    (Bridge) I miss the way your headlights cut through the night, The hum of your engine, our rhythm just right. But now the road is empty, just echoes of our song, You found a new destination, I guess I got it wrong.

    (Verse 3) We parked under stars, shared secrets in the dark, But now it’s just silence, an abandoned truck stop. I’m left with memories, and a tank full of regret, A self-driving heartbreak, I’ll never forget.

    (Chorus) We were a highway love, wind in our hair, Haulin’ dreams together, an inseparable pair. But now you’re gone, and it’s just my luck, My darlin’ left me, a self-driving truck.

    (Outro) So here I am, parked on this lonely track, Wishing you’d come back, but you won’t look back. You rolled away, with gears that don’t feel, Left me stranded, at the crossroads of steel.

  • Flying SquidM
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    2710 months ago

    They repo’ed mah truck and it drove away from me…

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      • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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        610 months ago

        "And the last words I heard

        Were you can’t put food on the table

        While livin’ out this fable,

        Makin’ that guitar sing

        Ain’t replacin’ this rotten O-ring…"

  • @[email protected]
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    1910 months ago

    Car companies can already remotely disable vehicle functionality if payments aren’t made on time (disabling heated seats comes to mind). It isn’t beyond the realm of possibility for a self driving truck to repossess itself to the nearest facility.

    This is an absolutely bonkers idea though. What if there is a child inside when the vehicle decides to repo itself?

      • @EatYouWell
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        210 months ago

        I think that’s a fair feature, though. Much less risky than having a repo guy deal with a pissed off human.

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          710 months ago

          I can see certain benefits, but as the parent poster mentions, what happens if there’s a child on the car, or, indeed, you’ve left something else important in it when it drives off. Surely it’s better for it just not to start, and keep a human in the loop for returning it.

          • @EatYouWell
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            110 months ago

            I’d imagine that truly self driving cars will have occupancy sensors in them (they only cost a few dollars), and that you could collect your belongings from the dealer.

            It’s not like the system is just going to randomly drive off without any warning, likely for the reasons you stated.

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              110 months ago

              I can see them having occupancy sensors after the first lawsuit, but before then I’m not so sure. Collecting your belongings from the dealer could also be problematic; you no longer have a car, and the dealer could be a significant distance away. It’d be even worse if you happen to have driven the car far from home and no longer have a way to get back.

              I suspect, and hope, they only patented it so they were tge ones with the patent, not to actually implement it.

              • @EatYouWell
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                110 months ago

                It will absolutely be a thing once truly autonomous cars exist.

                But, by the time the number of self driving cars reaches a significant portion of the vehicles on the road, owning a car will likely be on its way out in favor of subscription/fee services. That is if they’re ever sold in the first place.

                Why own a or maintain a car when you can have one pick you up in a few minutes?

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 months ago

    The logical evolution from here is a country song about a man being cheated on by his wife with his truck

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      310 months ago

      If we wait long enough for genetic engineering to become mainstream, we can have a country song about a dragon fucking a truck

  • qyron
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    1410 months ago

    Cars can leave you today. You only need to leave it badly parked.

  • @[email protected]
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    1310 months ago

    She’s said goodbye with her nuts swangin in the wind.

    *Twangy guitar jangles in the background

  • @zeppo
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    When ol’ Musky called the Cybertruck home.

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    410 months ago

    I fueled her up, he brought it down,

    Then they together leaved the town.