• @[email protected]
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    Have a Gatorade before and after you drink.

    There ya go, fellow 30-something party people, saved ya a hangover, just hope with that no one suggests a venue change to the club at 11:30

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        Some young dude caught me yawning at a Rammstein concert this summer. I told him I couldn’t help it because it was past 9.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        I guess drinking 75+ is technically drinking 30+…

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        I’ve learned that people who talk about these remedies or say they don’t get hangovers drink a lot less than I do

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        Most of the hangover is just dehydration, so the Gatorade really does help a lot. Pedialyte or a different sports drink would do similarly, but also getting in shape, sleeping right, drinking plenty of water on the days you’re not drinking helps mitigate the issues with a little indulgence just fine.

        But, everyone is different so your milage may vary.

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          Yeah I can drink Gatorade, have a full meal before bed, stop drinking an hour before bed, have an antacid, everything. If I’m “drunk” at any point of the night I am done for the next day

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          Yeah I can drink Gatorade, have a full meal before bed, stop drinking an hour before bed, have an antacid, everything. If I’m “drunk” at any point of the night I am done for the next day

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      Sugar and alcohol just make everything harder for your liver. Just eat well before, and drink plenty of water before, between, and after alcohol. Drink a bit less alcohol when going out. Get to bed at a semi reasonable time. Skip the sugar water.

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      How about drinking a lot of water, eating healthy and drinking less alcohol?

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        Ah yes. Why didn’t I think of simply drinking less alcohol to solve my hangover?

        You are right about water though, hydration is all we’re talking about when it comes to hangovers.

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            Not really, hangovers are literally dehydration mixed with poor mental and physical recovery if you fall asleep while drunk. Sober up before the nights end, get some hydration and food in you and you should be good to go. If you are going to sleep fucked up then nothing is gonna save you from a hangover whether you are young or not.

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        Yeah, during a majority of the year. On the rare weekend where schedules align such that a buncha 30-somethings can get together and party?

        Gatorade. Or Brodes.

        Everything in moderation, my friend. Especially moderation.

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          If you are drinking during the majority of the year, I have bad news for u. You’re an alcoholic.

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        You don’t get it. I can get a hangover from looking at a beer the wrong way and I’m not even in my 40’s yet.

  • @hOrni
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    I don’t get hangovers anymore. You’d have to sober up to get a hangover. An if I’d sober up, the depression wold be a far greater concern.

    • @assassin_aragorn
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      During those first months of the pandemic I turned into an alcoholic, I was drinking way too much.

      Flash forward to last month at a wedding, where my friends and I chugged some Gatorade and we were all tired and sleepy.

      Honestly, it’s good though. We hammered our poor livers so bad, they deserve a break.

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          It took me a bit after graduating to realize that college had reinforced my bad work habits. I just piled on more and more stress and didn’t know how to deal with it beyond pushing myself too far. It worked well in a punctuated semester system, but not so much at an actual job. Not to mention it was horrible for my mental health.

          And the only coping mechanic I learned in college was drinking, which is a horrible coping mechanism. I didn’t know how else to handle stress, so when the pandemic broke all of us, I drowned my anxiety and worries. It was when I went through an entire 2L of soda in one night as mixer (for heavy poured drinks) that I knew I had to cut back.

          Looking back, it always felt like I was chasing something while drinking after graduating, that I could never find. I don’t think it was the alcohol that helped me cope so much in college as it was the socializing and the company. It could never replicate that feeling because it was the people who made it enjoyable.

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              You’re very welcome! Something else interesting is that the pandemic really broke my productivity, and I discovered I had ADHD that was never diagnosed. It was the whole forcing myself thing that masked it all my life.

              I dunno if that’s true for you also, but I figure we’re similar enough that it could be helpful.

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                  I had no idea that hyper focusing was a symptom until later, and it makes so much sense in retrospect. That’s basically what I did to force myself to plow through work

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    This is why I like weed. All the fun of the buildup, with no dropoff.

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      Weed mostly just gives me anxiety since I hit 30. I used to be a daily smoker in my teens and twenties.

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        I hope this is common because I haven’t had that type of high since legalization hit and I miss it.

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      Weed makes me hallucinate while being super paranoid, it’s not actually safe for me to be unsupervised.

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      I have to go off it for a month or so every so often because I go from ‘this is a nice feeling, I want to go to sleep’ when coming down to suicidal anxiety after a while. Not exactly a hangover, but it’s not ideal.

      After a tolerance break, I’m fine again, but what the hell is that?

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        I got to the point with weed where the first bowl of the day made me feel great with the standard high, second bowl was meh and after the third bowl I just had tremendously negative and stressful thought patterns all the time. It didn’t help that this was all before 7 AM.

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    Worst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.

    Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.

    Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.

    I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.

    Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

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      And not just water, electrolytes as well! Keep drinking the beer and water and your gonna piss out all your needed salts very quickly which can still lead to dehydration. Every 3 glasses of water drink one body armor (or Gatorade or your preferred electrolyte drink/mix) basically and you should be relatively a ok the next day.

      Edit: made the last sentence a bit more clear

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        I just realized how I ended up with relatively minor hangovers at worst in college - the bar I frequented had free hot dogs and popcorn, which were salty, delicious little electrolyte sources.

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          Shit all that drunk food was our body telling us to go consume electrolytes

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      36 hours was like a standard hangover for me after I hit my 30s.

      I’m now 40 and haven’t gotten drunk in years because it isn’t worth losing the rest of my weekend and going into the work week for 4 hours of marginal fun on Friday.

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      Yeah, a lack of hydration alone will make me wake up feeling like death. Combine that with any booze and it isn’t a good time.

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    Drinking in my 30s really meant that I won’t get much of a buzz, but will feel bloated and get a headache later. Also, unless I do all my drinking early in the day, I won’t get a good night’s sleep because my heart will be racing.

    So…only have 2-3 drinks max for the day and do it before the sun sets so I have the evening to process it. Or don’t bother at all since the benefits don’t really outweigh the cost. Staying hydrated throughout is important but doesn’t really fix any of the aforementioned issues.

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      Hydration is definitely key. I used to think light beer was well engineered because I rarely got sick off it, but it really just has the water built in…

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      If I start hydrating early during the day, keep to clear liquor, limit my intake, stop in the early evening, and take some electrolytes at bedtime, I can usually mitigate 90% of the hangover. I will still have terrible sleep.

      But, why am I doing all this? It’s just easier to stay sober these days.

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    When you’re on antidepressants that dark place is filled with brain spiders.

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    When I hit my 30s it’s like my body just stopped being and to digest alcohol correctly. I wouldn’t even call it a hangover. Just a lingering uncomfortable feeling my stomach and a more than usual number of trips to the bathroom for 24 hours after. Even if I only have a few beers.

    I’ve all but given up drinking at this point.

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      A friend of mine got that too. Even a glass of wine started to make him very sick. He had to give up drinking altogether.

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    I’m just intrigued by the level of the wine in the last panels. I guess it implies that she’s accelerating down the hill faster than free fall? Which I guess fits.

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    Then, in your forties you drink a single beer, feel nothing, and have the mother of all hangovers. I’ve more-or-less given up drinking at this point.

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      yall really dont drink water huh?

      30 here drink does nothing to me but i drink a glass of water eve3night before bed lmao

      drank a margarita last night woke up at 5 am

      see a doctor

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        30 here

        Get back to me when you’re creeping up on fifty.

        Truthfully, I have mixed results when it comes to drinking these days. Sometimes, it’s fine. I drink a few beer, get a nice buzz and wake up totally fine. It’s really only once or twice I had the situation I mentioned above where I hardly drank anything and woke up hungover anyway. In those cases, I didn’t chug a bunch of water because I assumed since I wasn’t feeling the effects at all, I’d be fine. If I am buzzed or verging on drunk, then I will chug a liter or something. Though for me, it’s 50/50 on whether that prevents a hangover. I don’t like those odds. It just seems more and more like the short buzz and euphoria it brings more and more often isn’t worth the chance of ruining the next day. Especially given how much shittier your system gets at handling this stuff as you get older.

        I am not out of shape either.

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        Everybody is different - you haven’t figured out the one simple trick to avoid hangovers. Drinking lots of water is like, the most common thing to do and 99% of people still get bad hangovers

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      As I’ve gotten older I realized that, even though I like the occasional drink, it’s just not worth it to me any more. I find myself drinking less and less. Almost never at this point.

      I’ve also noticed my friends and family are a lot more fun to hang out with when they are not drinking than when they are. People get so loud and obnoxious when they drink. They think they are fun and funny but they’re really just annoying.

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    My superpower is not having hangovers 🗿 🗿 (for now)

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        Because people are built different. I’ve been so nauseous from drinking the night before that I just immediately threw up every gulp of water I took, even at about 20.

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      39 here and still hangover free, except for Jamison for some reason.

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        It’s strange how sick people are nowdays.

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    I used to be able to drink a lot, but I stopped over covid and now I’m pretty green after, like, one glass of wine. Cider is instant vomit mode. Pathetic. Now it’s just Coronas and sadness.

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    Hmm, I did some pretty heavy drinking in my 30s but rarely had hangovers. I have no data for my 40s because I just haven’t had much desire to drink, or to drink that much when I do drink.

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      Everyone’s different. My ~70 yo father-in-law can knock back IPAs all night and go for a bike ride, bright eyed and bushy tailed, the next morning. Meanwhile I’ll have 2-3 light drinks and be grumpy and unmotivated the next day.

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    I have always been prone to having horrible hangovers, even in my twenties. Dihydromyricetin has saved my almost forty year old ass from the worst of them by now.