Russian President Vladimir Putin is urging Russians to have more children. 
"Large families must become the norm," Putin said in a speech Tuesday. 
Russian birth rates are falling amid war in Ukraine and a deepening economic crisis. 

Russian President Vladimir Putin is urging women to have as many as eight children as the number of dead Russian soldiers continues to rise in his war with Ukraine, worsening the country’s population crisis.

Addressing the World Russian People’s Council in Moscow on Tuesday, Putin said the country must return to a time when large families were the norm.

“Many of our grandmothers and great-grandmothers, had seven, eight, or even more children,” Putin said.

  • @[email protected]
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    2526 months ago

    I find it hard to imagine wanting to have kids just so your dictator has more meat to feed into his meat grinder. Perhaps the only good news is Putin hopefully doesn’t have 18 more years in him, so the kids won’t have to deal with him directly, but who knows who will sit in the throne next…

    • @Jiggle_Physics
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      816 months ago

      I doesn’t work either. Appeals to nationalism, religion, and even straight up paying and providing luxury benefits to people, in order to have them start having more kids just did nothing in the long run. The world is different. Your children are more likely to become independent adults when you put your resources into a smaller number of children. The cost/benefits ratio of having large families to produce stability, and increase the chances at least one child will be successful, has completely reverse from 100+ years ago.

      • Jaysyn
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        426 months ago

        Putin will open rape/baby factories for female prisoners next. Just watch.

        • @[email protected]
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          126 months ago

          That might end up being the scary reality for the women and girls who have been abducted in Ukraine.

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          76 months ago

          The scale at which they would need to do this would make even forcing pregnancy and birth not really sustainable. Especially when the child are being birthed into the world where the economics are against large fertility rates.

        • I Cast Fist
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          66 months ago

          I think the irony is that you don’t even need to do something like that. Just open a bunch of “orphanages” that are all about hammering absolute loyalty to the dear leader, offer to pay money for any kids that are left there, reap the rewards in a couple of years. As a double whammy, parents are also free to continue fully dedicating to work.

          Libertarians would probably have the weirdest hate boner if that happened, selling kids (great!) to the govt (horrible!)

          • @[email protected]
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            16 months ago

            Christ my mind went somewhere else. I thought you were gonna suggest that after they open the orphanages and they get populated they would offer the kids a bunch of benefits once they were of age to start breeding. I bet a significant portion of those kids would take it in a heart beat since the alternative is being kicked out at 18 without anywhere to go or money.

            • @uis
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              46 months ago

              since the alternative is being kicked out at 18 without anywhere to go or money.

              Legaly, all orphans who don’t already own home, will get one from state. But governor wants 5th yacht too.

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          46 months ago

          Not to say I would put trying out of the question. It just won’t work either.

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          Putin will open rape/baby factories for female prisoners next. Just watch.

          If anything, they would outlaw contraception first, before going down that road that you’re describing, not that that road would be successful in either case.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        I don’t know if or when they ended the Maternity Medal, Order of Maternal Glory, and Mother Heroine awards for having large families in Russia. I don’t know much about the programs, just what a friend who emigrated told me about them (and what wikipedia says)

    • @[email protected]
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      486 months ago

      You’re already projecting compassion he doesn’t have by assuming he’d wait for them to turn 18. If he thought it would work, he’d march 5 year olds in bomb vests over the border then have Elon announce that Ukraine kills children.

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        I mean it’s unlikely Putin lives another 16 years, so even if they’re sending 15 year olds to the front this won’t help the war machine

        It’s more about long-term population loss. There’s a reason combined-arms forces are used and mass infantry assaults are not. Problem is, Russian military hardware sucks for a lot of different and systemic reasons so that option isn’t realistic over a large theater.

        Putin is straight up bleeding Russia out and it’s really sad that this many people are displaced and dying over one man’s ego and lust for his station.

    • @[email protected]
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      56 months ago

      The hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die liberty will never perish.

      Source

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        16 months ago

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    • Amanduh
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      What doesn’t make sense to me is that even if women start churning out babies putin will be dead by the time theyre at fighting age? Is he just trying to help the next war hungry dictator after him?

      • @Serinus
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        He’s trying to repair the damage he’s done so that it doesn’t last a hundred years.

        • @Wrench
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          The entire reason he started this war was for legacy. He wanted to be the dictator that rebuilt the USSR like he always dreamed, and he’s running out of time, so he forced it and dug his heels in.

          He does not want to be remembered as the dictator that killed off a generation with nothing to show for it, and set back Russia 100 years.

          • @GlitzyArmrest
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            Unfortunately for him, that’s how he’ll likely be remembered anyway. At least in most of the world.

            • @CleoTheWizard
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              Well that and the end of russia itself maybe

      • @[email protected]
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        He’s trying to be the legend who remade the Russian Empire of the late 1800s. It doesn’t matter so much that he’s alive for the Great Payoff™ – he needs to be the biggest name in the history books for centuries to come.

        He knows he’s old and will die, and he knows he’s not going to achieve his big goals soon enough to directly benefit. So now he’s looking at his legacy.

        That’s the stage when dictators *and narcissists become truly dangerous, by the way, because knowing they won’t directly see the fruits of their labour, they have less to lose.

        e: added a word*

      • @[email protected]
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        46 months ago

        Maybe he wants to lower the fighting age too. Wouldn’t be the first time some a-hole sent children to kill and die in a stupid war.

    • Maco1969
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      That is a brilliant summation, well done!

  • @Stamau123OP
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    I wonder if women will start getting medals for babies, like soviet times? Another question, if these women are raising 8 kids, and all the men are dead in a sunflower field south of Avdivika, who the hell is supposed to be working in Russia for the next generation? Just banking on enslaving Ukraine to pay for the cost of enslaving Ukraine?

      • @Stamau123OP
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        276 months ago

        This whole endeavor has been top to bottom stupid

        • @[email protected]
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          286 months ago

          From Russia’s end: absolutely.

          But also from the NATO end - why in the ever loving fuck aren’t we just giving Ukraine enough to actually restore their borders? All the counterarguments effectively stem from deeply wrongheaded and dated geopolitical strategies that Kissinger would have not only loved, but in fact specifically made efforts to personally support.

          • @anlumo
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            266 months ago

            I think winning is not the goal of the Western military, the goal is to reduce the amount of military equipment in Russia to a historic low. This can’t be accomplished by winning quickly.

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              People need to understand the west aren’t exactly acting in the name of moral good, but pragmatic egoism, instead. Just because helping Ukraine is good in this instance, doesn’t mean governments do it for the same reasons for why most people think they should get help.

              It’s realpolitik, and human lives don’t matter. As much as I despise that thought.

              The west may be better, but it’s still not good.

            • @marcos
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              Currently, just like at any other time since they attacked, it’s entirely up to Russia to decide how much equipment they will lose on the war. The speed of Ukraine defense won’t impact the result.

        • Rikudou_Sage
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          186 months ago

          Well, don’t forget that this was planned as a few day operation.

          • Uglyhead
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            136 months ago

            The ol’ Napoleon strategy.

            I’ll just invade the Cossacks, this should only take a few days

            …Oh Fuck…

              • Uglyhead
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                Napoleon knew that declaring an end to serfdom wouldn’t have worked in Russia. The people of Russia were staunchly behind the Czar, and Napoleon knew it; partly due to the fact that they knew Napoleon had no love for them at all; just the opposite in fact.

      • Chainweasel
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        176 months ago

        Absolutely, and they pretty much have to commit to that plan at this point.
        Before their losses started piling up the way they have been, I’d assumed his plan was to install a puppet government and “annex” useful provences into the Soviet Union Russian federation.
        But with the population losses that require women to become livestock for the sake of the country, he’s absolutely going to enslave able bodied workers in every region he’s able to hold onto.

    • DaDragon
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      They actually introduced pretty much that exact thing back in 2008, the Order of Parental Glory. Have more children to fuel the machine, please

      • @uis
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        Wait, what? Interesting. I didn’t know about its existance.

    • @radix
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      216 months ago

      Narayana Murthy: People should be working 70 hours/week.

      Vladimir Putin: Why so few?

      • @uis
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        He will probably do it between 2024 and 2030

  • @AA5B
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    Hey Putine, let me help ……

    All you gotta do is excuse people from military service for being a parent. Pretty soon all military aged males will be parents and you’ll greatly reduce the number of deaths in Ukraine. Win-win

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      That’s actually pretty brilliant. Although it would also grind new recruits to a halt. It’s almost like he should retreat and take the L and try rebuilding

    • @uis
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      All you gotta do is excuse people from military service for being a parent. Pretty soon all military aged males will be parents and you’ll greatly reduce the number of deaths in Ukraine. Win-win

      Sorta kinda exists, but you need at least 4 children below 18 years. But I don’t think this increases amount of military aged males or any doctors being parents.

        • @uis
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          I mean children’s age))))

          • @Auzymundius
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            He meant that you’d have to start fathering children at 14 so that you could have 4 of them under 18 by the time you turn 18, which would be the age for military service.

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              Or you can start at 17, but you will need 4 of them. MIMO approach. Or MISO. Depends how you view it.

            • @uis
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              Ah. I got it. So you won’t be conscripted after school. Well, there are other ways to delay it like leaving country or getting professional or higher education.

  • @Clbull
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    That’s one way to deal with an ageing population demographic.

    Another way is to perhaps not throw every able-bodied young man into a militaristic meat grinder because you still yearn for the Soviet Union days.

    • @Mistic
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      He’s probably yearning for the Russian Empire instead of Soviet Union.

      Russian governmental officials have some really outlandish views for an average Russian person.

      They’re very religious, believe in conspiracies, actively anti-lgbt, don’t support abortions, antisemitic to name a few. None of these qualities are present in the general masses. They are in their own informational bubble.

      As far as I understand it, he believes that the Russian Empire and collective Europe were always at each other’s throats, and that never changed for over 200 years. At the same time, Russia is a successor of the Russian Empire, and USSR is being omitted for some reason. That’s the simplistic explanation of it.

      For you to understand how crazy that is, Russians (in general) have little to no idea of how the Empire worked and what the views those people held. USSR essentially wiped out all of that culture.

  • @foggy
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    Ah, so Russian women are broodmares for the state now?

  • @n0m4n
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    Where are these women going to find suitable partners to pick from? The smart ones left or will leave, the others will be growing sunflowers.

  • @Jakdracula
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    “…so that I can send your children to be killed in my war…” Putin, probably.

  • TheWoozy
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    506 months ago

    Putin seems to be in a competition with Trump for the stupidest authoritarian prize.

    • @Shapillon
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      296 months ago

      Javier Milei, Matteo Salvini, Boris Johnson, Geert Wilders, Jair Bolsonaro & a frightening whole lot of others have entered the chat.

  • @samus12345
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    Why past tense? They’re still dying.

  • b00m
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    Imma start up a mail order groom app for those russian ladies

    • @Ekybio
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      366 months ago

      Literally Hitler

      (No need to thank me)

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        Not Hitler, not even close. Im not allowing what he did nor defending him, but what Hitler did compared with Putin is major difference. It does not change the fact that both of them deserve a special place in hell

  • Christer Enfors
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    So, basically, Putin is telling Russian women to “get fucked for Putin”?

  • @[email protected]
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    416 months ago

    That’s why even if Russia wins the war or got some concessions, it will be a Pyrrhic victory. They’re already experiencing population decline because of massive emigration aside from lower birth rate (which is why Putin is paying lip service to the conservative religious Russians to promote more birth, and in turn endeared him to conservatives across the world). The war will add to the burden of the Russian people on top of corruption and debt after the conflict.

    • @[email protected]
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      They need the dogma of out breeding the competition so they can maintain a labor class without giving up any of the hoarded resources.

      No sane people want to breed in our current conditions anywhere, so gotta make them insane with promises of eternal hurrdurr if only you crank out babies for God.

      • @[email protected]
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        They need the dogma of out breeding the competition

        That’s why the far-right in the West would love women to go back to their old baby churning role…

        • @[email protected]
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          They’re working on it. Alongside the abortion fight, there are also Republicans fighting no fault divorce and there are Republicans fighting minimum marriage age laws.