• KingJalopy
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    1201 year ago

    Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time

    • Justas🇱🇹
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      I remember where one about a guy who participated in a threesome. They had some dp action and his and another guy’s balls touched but it wasn’t gay. The third guy they were fucking also agreed.

      • WashedOver
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        71 year ago

        Ha, I’m reminded of the shirt that said I’m not gay but $20 is $20

    • @Selmafudd
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      171 year ago

      I’ve seen this a thousand times and I’ve chuckled every time.

    • @KISSmyOS
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      • @Smoogs
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        141 year ago

        But doesn’t wipe their ass cuz they can’t touch man ass for fear of not being straight any more

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    • PatFusty
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      331 year ago

      Its like horseshoe theory where you are so straight you turn gay af

    • @satans_crackpipe
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      171 year ago

      Someone who doesn’t wash their ass because they might touch their butthole

      • @BrotherL0v3
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        131 year ago

        It’s also a bad faith term invented by transphobes on 4chan. It was argued that “super straight” was itself a sexuality & should be included in LGBT, have their own pride stuff, etc.

        • @WhiteHawk
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          281 year ago

          Cis people have the same sex and gender

      • Cicraft
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        • @electrogamerman
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          311 year ago

          A person that only dates cis people is not transphobe.

          A person denying trans people and being discriminative is transphobe.

          • @[email protected]
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            61 year ago

            Only dating cis people does not make you a transphobe, but calling yourself ‘super straight’ probably does

          • @[email protected]
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            -31 year ago

            The question is, what is the exact reason one won’t date a trans person? Especially if it’s a post-op trans woman so there is no genital preference?

              • @[email protected]
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                01 year ago

                Would you accept the same rationale for “I don’t wanna date anyone that isn’t white” or “I don’t want to date a bisexual person”? Or are these things rooted in something deeper?

                • @electrogamerman
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                  31 year ago

                  I would accept any reason for anyone not to date me. Im not entitled to people wanting to date me.

                  Now if people don’t want to work with me, or if I want to join a sports club or whatever ans they dont want to accept me, or be friends with me, that’s a whole other story.

          • Cicraft
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              • Cicraft
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                • @[email protected]
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                  61 year ago

                  I mean, is it discriminative in the purest sense of the word? Yes. But people discriminate against people as intimate partners for way shallower reasons than their gender identity and it’s considered acceptable. Think height, weight, muscle mass, sizes of various body parts. Is it discriminatory? Technically. But it’s not a hate crime any more than the other reasons I listed above are in the context of choosing an intimate partner.

                  Not to mention one big factor that’s important to some people: the ability to have children. As of when I posted this comment, the only trans people who can have children are the ones born with a female reproductive system who haven’t had it surgically removed. This does not make any trans people less valuable as people (thinking that would be transphobic), but it does make them incompatible as intimate partners for people who do wish to have children. At least at the time this comment was posted. I’d love for this comment to be invalidated by new medical breakthroughs at some point in the future!

                • @Smoogs
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                  11 year ago

                  You’re the one being the bigot here by caring about what goes on behind someone else’s closed doors that doesn’t involve you.

            • @electrogamerman
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              131 year ago

              We cannot judge others based on what they are attratcted to. No one is entitled to make others have an intimate relationship with them.

              On case contrary, if a person doesn’t want to work with trans people or dont want to be friends with them, that’s being transphobic

            • @[email protected]
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              111 year ago

              That’s not how the real world works and I encourage you to step away from Tumblr or whatever the kids are using these days. I transitioned in the mid 00’s and this virtue signalling of “YOU MUST DATE TRANS PEOPLE OR UR TRANSPHOBIC!!” is a very recent trend that has no bearing on reality, and in fact only divides us further. Just let people date who they want to date.

            • @[email protected]
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              Yes you are. You discriminate all the time with things and people because you are free to choose the things you enjoy or it’s practical in a given situation. For example, if you choose to go to work in a car then you’re discriminating bicycles, and if you choose to go walking you’re discriminating both cars and bicycles. Needless to say, this won’t make you a carphobe, if it’s just practical or if you just enjoy to walk. Unless, you are really afraid of getting into cars.

              You can like trans people, but if you are not comfortable around penises or vaginas or the lack of one of these, it is what it is. I mean that’s the whole point of respecting diversity. What would be the difference between forcing any person to live with a transgender person and a cisman forced to be in a straight marriage? I don’t see one. I think the bigot position is to force a given behavior to people, as if it was a sacred norm.

            • @Smoogs
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              11 year ago

              Unless it involves (children and/or animals;vulnerable) we shouldn’t care about who someone else prefers to date regardless of if we approve it or not. The live and let live rule should apply to more than just congress.

        • @[email protected]
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          91 year ago

          Blanket statements like this which just paints everyone under it in a negative light is what pushes people away from actually listening to anything you could have to say.

          • Cicraft
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            101 year ago

            I see your argument, and, partly, I do agree, though in this case “super straight” IS a label made by transphobes, for transphobes

            • @Duamerthrax
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              81 year ago

              You are taking a greentext too seriously.

  • @NewAgeOldPerson
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    451 year ago

    As soon as I saw super straight, I knew it was going to be as gay as it gets. Love this green text every time 🤣

  • @[email protected]
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    141 year ago

    Real talk homies. How desperate would you as a straight man have to be to use a glory hole, knowing probably a man would be doing the sucking?

    • @Sigh_Bafanada
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      271 year ago

      I’m not concerned about whether it’s a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I’m concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring

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    • Why the hell is it gay to have a guy suck your dick? It’s only gay if you’re aroused by the thought of men. At a glory hole, you can still imagine it’s a girl and the only gay one is the dude blowing you.

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        Quick question, that is only for my curiosity and doesn’t come from any negative judgement, are you a straight male?

        If you are then good on ya, I should feel silly for being surprised by this take because everyone is different.

        But if you aren’t; I would say that as a straight male, the thought of potentially getting my dick sucked by a guy but not knowing it was a guy, gives me the same exact feeling as if I did know. It’s not disgust for another person, it’s just a voiceless feeling that roughly translates to “definitely no”, I’m sure someone else could describe it better, I’m no wordsmith, but that’s essentially why we don’t want to do that.

        That being said, if you don’t want to involve involuntary aversions, only some people have and nobody really talks about without being homophobic, because maybe you haven’t experienced what I’m talking about. I will say getting your dick sucked by a guy is gay in the most literal sense. Maybe you aren’t gay, that’s on you to figure out, but you did do a gay thing, no "if"s "and"s or "butt"s about it and there is nothing wrong with that.

    • @CaioAbreu
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      131 year ago

      This is totally typical. You know why?

      1 - It’s easy to show up and get serviced, no sweat. 2 - Gay dudes give the bests blowjobs. 🧑🏼 3 - And… 'Cause the “straight male” actually enjoy doing it…

    • @SPRUNT
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      41 year ago

      Real talk my dudes. How much more homophobic can this guy get?

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        He could have been more sensitive but there is nothing homophobic about just being straight. He didn’t make any judgements about gay people, or any other disenfranchised group. His judgement/curiosity is towards straight males.

        If you are bi curious and want to go to a glory hole and get excited about not knowing who is doing the service then guess what? You’re a beautiful person but you aren’t straight. So his question had nothing to do with you.

        His question was for someone who has the same sexuality as him. It seems like he feels a specific way about something that comes from his sexuality and is wondering what the circumstances would be to make someone else that feels just like him about it to actually go through with it.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        While it’s not directly referring to the joke, I don’t think the question implies he missed it. Just a question that popped up because of the topic in said joke

        • I mean it’s pretty obvious, that someone going to get oral sex with another man is not straight, so the entire question is redundant and reeks of “no homo” straight culture.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      I’d would have to lose the use of both my arms first and then who knows what might end up happening.

    • @[email protected]
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      -21 year ago

      Probably not the best subr… SubLemmy(?) to ask this question. It’s important right now to be sensitive for our disenfranchised homies.

      Without looking at your previous posts I’m giving the benefit of the doubt that you didn’t mean anything negative by it. So hear me when I tell you that saying things that could even just “possibly” be misinterpreted as something negative will absolutely be taken personally. The past hundred+ years have been completely fucking horrendous for gay people, so until we go back to freely fucking and sucking anyone without judgement, the people who are used to being oppressed for said fucking and sucking are going to be a little sensitive when you say something that might be misinterpreted into you thinking they should be oppressed.

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    11 year ago

    Fake: Super straights (as originally conceived by transphobes) aren’t attracted to trans people like they’re not attracted to the same gender. It’d be nearly impossible to find a dick that isn’t connected to a trans person or a man, meaning he somehow avoided thinking about it until the guy moaned. The sheer stupidity is unlikely, so it’s probably satire.

    Gay: Not necessarily, as enbies and transfems can have dicks and still use a masculine voice, so sucking that dick could be heterosexual. However, it’s more likely to be gay than not gay, as most people with penises and masculine voices identify as men.