• @wreckedcarzz
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      471 year ago

      Weird way of saying “he’s hot as fuck”

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          • @[email protected]
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            No.

            It is a fundamental law of nature that no one could get a good look at that guy and say “Wow he’s hot AF”

            Cute, sure.

            Hot in a better picture, maybe.

            Hot AF?

            No. The universe itself denies it.

            (OP was clearly deceived by the poor quality of the picture, but a zoom in reveals reality)

      • @[email protected]
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        Weird way of saying “there appearance inspires me to have feelings related to copulating. “

    • RickRussell_CA
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      121 year ago

      In the 80s we would have called him a Curebody.

      • @shalafi
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        141 year ago

        I had Robert Smith hair in those days. Lots of ratting and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can.

        • RickRussell_CA
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          And amazingly, he keeps rocking that look into his mid-60s. There’s a point where it stops being ironic or campy and just becomes f*cking hardcore.

    • @niktemadur
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      More like a point near the center of a triangle of early-80s British synthpop and rock, somewhere between Depeche Mode, Spandau Ballet and The Cure.

  • @Wrench
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    Not even that weird for Japan.

    Been to a few maid cafes, only seems fair that lady customers can get their WTFs in too.

    • @[email protected]
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      If there’s equal opportunity for everyone to access fucked up things then that’s equality, right?

    • @[email protected]
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      Just typical Ja*anese racism, nothing new here

      Edit: They hated him cuz he told them the truth

      • @Warl0k3
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        Edit: They found him tedious because he added nothing to the discussion

      • @systemglitch
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        No no, you are just out to lunch trying to make a point that doesn’t exist in this context.

        And looking at your post history I realize I will live a better life by blocking you. Bye!!

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        Galatians 4:16 does not really apply, but if you want a quote back there’s always Philippians 2:14-15 “Do all things without complaining and disputing, that you may become blameless and harmless, children of God”

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    It’s somehow reassuring to see that there is occidentalism in Asia that’s every bit as absurd as orientalism in the West. Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list, Asia gets T-shirts with nonsense phrases in English. The West gets tropes of the “Mystic East” which mash China, Japan, Thailand and India together into a melange of pagodas and temples, Asia gets stories set in “European” settings that combine England, Switzerland and Venice or something similarly absurd. Europe gets Fu Manchu, Asia gets Bobson Dugnutt. And now this.

  • massive_bereavement
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    It’s called a “butler cafe”, basically the opposite of a maid cafe.

    They haven’t clearly gone through hospitality academy; they brought the wrong spoon for desert and ruined my day.

      • @edgemaster72
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        491 year ago

        I believe the proper formal phrasing is “Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!”

      • @niktemadur
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        “Sorry, your Worship”, cosplaying as Leia and Han!

      • @Klear
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        Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!

  • @agent_flounder
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    471 year ago

    Let me know if anyone opens a depressed Uncle Iroh Cafe.

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      141 year ago

      PS: Uncle Iroh before getting ripped in prison.

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        He didn’t get ripped in prison. He was always ripped but it was revealed to the viewer for the first time in prison.

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          I don’t think that tracks with all the exercise they show him doing in prison before then. Or the many comments about his shape before that. I feel like the implied arc is that he went downhill after losing his son and finally does a comeback to break out and meet up with the White Lotus and fulfill his destiny to take back Ba Sing Se.

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    From left to right

    Discount Rupert Grint - the real one has an ice cream van and is therefore superior.

    Main protagonist syndrome

    Everyone’s cousin

    • @Fredselfish
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      What is this Ouran Highschool Host Club?

  • @[email protected]
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    Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.

  • ivanafterall
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    Are they accepting applications? It doesn’t sound like an awful way to spend a few hours each day. The networking possibilities alone.

    • @Idreamofcheesy
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      Each of the guys look exactly like someone who would move to Japan for the chance to serve Japanese ladies cake.

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      Well the “white men” should be handsome, so there’s no hope for that dream.

  • Doctor xNo
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    31 year ago

    There’s only cake until they lock the door behind you. 😅

    • @Masamune
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      21 year ago

      The cake is a lie?!? Portal intensifies

      • Doctor xNo
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        -11 year ago

        I would have been disappointed if I had not found this comment. 😅

  • @shalafi
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    31 year ago

    LOL, wife’s half-Japanese, half-Pilipino. She’ll have a laugh. (And wish she could visit!)