• teft
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        This is from the series The Good Place.

    • @5dashes
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      I don’t get it. Aren’t they pronounced mostly the same?

      • @kn33
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        I’ll do my best here - “Aristotle” is pronounced “Air-ih-stot-ul” whereas Chipotle is more like “Chip-oat-lee”

          • @RGB3x3
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            297 months ago

            Chip-oht-lay

          • @Alexstarfire
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            157 months ago

            They did say their best. Not that it’d be correct.

          • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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            77 months ago

            Leave them southerners alone. They didn’t do nuffin 'cept try to overthrow America twice.

        • @[email protected]
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          Aristotle is only pronounced like that because Aristoteles was somehow too confusing for English speakers.

          • @[email protected]
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            Now that you mention it… he’s indeed called Aristoteles in my language… never noticed the spelling difference in english!

            • @[email protected]
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              Yup. The British did weird stuff to Roman names out of victorian reasons.

              Hadrianus becomes Hadrian, because of anus. They then also shortened others like Pompeius becoming Pompey etc.

        • @ZeroDrek
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          47 months ago

          It’s “Chip-oat—lay”…not “lee”

  • ivanafterall
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    You’ve just been pronouncing females wrong this whole time and everybody was too embarrassed to correct you.

    Fuh-MAH-lays, just like it looks.

      • The Barto
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        Is that pronounced Jove like dove or Jove like hoes?

        • @grue
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          27 months ago

          Ho-veh

          • The Barto
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            So it’s pronounced like how a Boston person would say hover?

  • guyrocket
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    I like my fe-mah-lays like I like my ta-mah-lays. Steaming hot and wrapped in corn husks!

    Right?!? Guys?!?

  • @Moneo
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    I know this is a joke but idc. The reason for basically every quirk of pronunciation/spelling in English is borrowed words, of which English has very many. Tamales is an obvious/good example.

    • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      Except it’s not even a borrowed word. It’s still a Spanish word. nope, I was wrong.

      • @agnomeunknown
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        It’s a borrowed word because we don’t have a translation, though. Tamales are tamales. Also we say tamale for singular but it’s tamal in Spanish. It’s a loan word in every way.

  • @[email protected]
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    I sometimes like to mispronounce stuff, that I know the proper pronunciation of, just for kicks and this is just ammo for my annoying habit.

  • modifier
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    I am just the right amount of high for this one. I can coast on this tweet for a solid 20 minute think sesh.

  • Echo Dot
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    I’m struggling here because I don’t know what that word is. So I can’t work out what the ultimate pronunciation of female is either

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      Tamales are a type of food. (Pronounced like Tom-all-ays)

      So the joke is making you read “females” (fee-males) like Fem-all-ays

      • @SaddieTheMad
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        Tah-MAH-lehs would be more accurate. ‘Females’, read as in Spanish, would be feh-MAH-lehs.

        It’s easy, you read Spanish as if every vowel had that ‘h’. Vowels do not change their sound.

        That’s a horrible explanation, right? Here. That’s how you always pronounce the vowels.

  • @paddirn
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    Why can’t ‘tamales’ just be pronounced like “ta-males”?

    Otherwise we’ll have to start pronouncing ‘males’ like “mall-ehs”.

    • @allroy
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      how very Canadian, eh?

  • @[email protected]
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    Just pronounce it oddly enough that people look at you weirdly.

    Femalès, with emphasis on the last e. Like “learnèd” (learn-ed, a wise person).

  • @Num10ck
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    57 months ago

    how naming a gastro strip club Females and Tamales?

    • ivanafterall
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      Operate out of an old train car. Dolly’s Females and Tamales Trolley.