• @rtxn
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    10 months ago

    I have two things to say.

    • When Schrödinger was present in the SGC (season 3, when they dealt with the Tollan), the standard issue service weapon was still the MP5. The P90 was only introduced around the middle of season 4.

    • I don’t think I can make fun of trekkies being obsessed with their trivia anymore.

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      2410 months ago

      You can make fun of anything if you try hard enough!

    • Transporter Room 3
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      310 months ago

      Luckily p90s were issued before the Tollan were wiped out by Tanith.

      So theoretically it’s possible, but only technically. I got the feeling they didn’t visit the SGC after they left except the two other times we see them. During O’Neill’s “rebel” phase to expose Maybournes’ off world shenanigans, and the very episode where they end.

      I might be a bit of a Stargate nerd… And I can’t even make fun if star trek nerds either because I’m one of those, too…

  • @RightHandOfIkaros
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    2610 months ago

    Ah yes, the P90. Famous for only having a single 5.7x28mm bullet in the magazine.

      • @Mirshe
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        19 months ago

        Technically none for the first season or two when they were using the P90. FN didn’t make blank 5.7mm stateside yet, so the armorers were buying regular ammo and converting it to blank ammo.

  • @Paddzr
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    2310 months ago

    They do make civilian p90, called ps90. For all your home defense needs.

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      2110 months ago

      5.7: For when you hate your wallet as much as you love firearms.

      • @rtxn
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        1710 months ago

        Let’s be honest, civilians don’t choose the PS90 for its performance as a firearm. They buy it because it looks cool.

      • TragicNotCute
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        1510 months ago

        I just chuck half dollar coins at intruders and skip the middleman.

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          10 months ago

          I’m poor and use used D-cell batteries.

          • Final Remix
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            410 months ago

            Whoa whoa… this isn’t Shay Stadium…

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      I feel that the whole point of the P90 is the small form factor and the full auto combined with a small fast projectile that is unlikely to over penetrate. Given the longer barrel and lack of full auto of the PS90 you might as well get a five seven for home defense if you want that Gucci factor.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        I’m not any kinda fun person. But I did once get a chance to use an FN FiveSeven at a range once and it was fun. I was shocked at how much more I liked it over the 9mm’s.

  • @thann
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    1510 months ago

    POW! Right in the symbiote!

  • Amanduh
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    1510 months ago

    I want to share this with someone but I’m not sure I know someone with the requisite knowledge to find this funny

    • Transporter Room 3
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      710 months ago

      Literally my first thought.

      All the people with appropriate meme knowledge don’t watch Stargate.

      All the people in my life who watch Stargate wouldn’t get the meme. They might get a chuckle from “lol random” type humor but that’s it.

      • Amanduh
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        310 months ago

        How could this happpppen to meeeee ive made my mistakes

  • @psmgx
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    410 months ago

    Pfffffff muskets and cannons would still be better. Tally Ho indeed!

  • @Fades
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    110 months ago

    There goes my hero