• @paddirn
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    10 months ago

    Yeah, from having to walk behind all these slow m.f.ers. I can’t even imagine what kind of slow-motion hell The Flash lives in, having to sit through Zootopia sloth conversations evvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy ffffffffuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkiiiiiiiinnnnnngggggg dddddddddaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.

    • HubertManne
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      510 months ago

      yeah me2 and im not at the happiest point in my life but I generally try to enjoy life.

  • @Rakonat
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    3910 months ago

    Im unhappy because I value my time and I wasting it trying to get around you bumbling fucks who just meander about without a care in the world.

    • @Thatuserguy
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      1410 months ago

      “The problem with running faster than light is that you always live in darkness”

  • @[email protected]
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    1910 months ago

    Sad, but with a lower risk of diabetes:

    Every 1 km/hour increase in walking speed was associated with a 9% lower risk of type 2 diabetes, with the minimal threshold of 4km/hour equal to 87 steps/min for men and 100 steps/ min for women, the findings suggest.

    • @APassenger
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      810 months ago

      Type 2, fast walker here. I walk for my health and I enjoy the cardio and feeling.

      You know who’s really unhappy?

      People in sports cars.

      I mean… Think about it. Walking fast is still slower than almost all other means of transport. People in cars must always be grumpy as hell.

  • @Mango
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    1410 months ago

    We have places to get to instead of places to be.

    • @Agent641
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      1010 months ago

      Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

  • Lev_Astov
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    1010 months ago

    First we hear fast walking is more gay, now it’s less? Which is it?

  • @shalafi
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    910 months ago

    This may sound a little… odd, but it changed me, and I think on it from time to time.

    Reading some old Star Wars book decades back, maybe the Thrawn series? One of the Imperial commanders was taking his time, strolling to where he was going.

    Because, he thought to himself, people in a hurry were not happy where they were, always rushing about to get somewhere else. We was perfectly content where he was.

    Anyhow, something to think on.

    • kase
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      110 months ago

      More like Sadapore :(

  • @6mementomori
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    910 months ago

    it is pretty stressful when I’m trying to get somewhere and I’m slowed down by someone who is walking too slow for my pace but too fast for me to overtake them, especially when I have to cross the road many times.

  • @EvilEyedPanda
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    810 months ago

    My friends do be struggling to keep up tho.

  • @niktemadur
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    710 months ago

    pEoPLe WhO eXeRciSe ArE mOrE sAddEr