• Th4tGuyII
    link
    fedilink
    5511 months ago

    You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

    • @FinishingDutch
      link
      6011 months ago

      Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

      • Th4tGuyII
        link
        fedilink
        2211 months ago

        Especially that first one - I’m scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          2911 months ago

          The rectum can stretch a lot. So, yes, that can fit in a butthole.

          And you can boil them if you wanna reuse them, they’re usually just silicon, doesn’t melt at 100C.

          • kase
            link
            1311 months ago

            When I was a kid I had a friend who would go around saying you can fit a raccoon in your butthole. I’ve never forgotten it, but I’ve also never worked up the nerve to find out if that’s true (for clarity, I mean via internet search, not via experimentation). It haunts me (⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠;⁠)

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              511 months ago

              Don’t look for it, I can tell you that, in theory, yes it can (and I really do mean theory, I haven’t googled for something like that as well 😂).

          • kase
            link
            211 months ago

            deleted by creator

        • @FinishingDutch
          link
          1711 months ago

          I’ve been on the internet since 1995. I know what can fit up there with the average human. But yeah, I don’t think that’s the one you start with.

          • no bananaOP
            link
            11
            edit-2
            11 months ago

            Glass jar man is forever etched into memory

            • Virtual Insanity
              link
              English
              211 months ago

              Do not search for this.

              Glass is glass, and glass breaks.

              • no bananaOP
                link
                111 months ago

                You can search for an explanation of it but I’d never recommend actually watching the thing.

  • Frozzie
    link
    5111 months ago

    No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

    • no bananaOP
      link
      5811 months ago

      Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

      • Frozzie
        link
        3311 months ago

        Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

        • M137
          link
          2111 months ago

          There are many videos of people fitting way more than that. They’re not hard to find.

        • @CrowAirbrush
          link
          411 months ago

          I can send some videos if you like😅

      • @surewhynotlem
        link
        1511 months ago

        Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

    • @MissJinx
      link
      211 months ago

      yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

      • @Agent641
        link
        611 months ago

        Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

  • @robocall
    link
    3011 months ago

    Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?

  • WashedOver
    link
    fedilink
    2511 months ago

    Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn’t realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.

    In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady’s double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I’m not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.

    I’ll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.

  • @CrowAirbrush
    link
    1811 months ago

    I’m dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣

  • Sabre363
    link
    fedilink
    English
    1711 months ago

    They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
    link
    1511 months ago

    The old chocolate pretzel handshake.

    (From Mall Rats, if you missed it)

  • mechoman444
    link
    1211 months ago

    Second one from the right looks a little worn.

    • no bananaOP
      link
      111 months ago

      Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.