• FuglyDuck
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    7011 months ago

    Just gonna come out and say it: the Who’s of Whoville are shitty neighbors.

    • @Duamerthrax
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      Covid would have decimated them while the Grinch wouldn’t have even noticed. Bet the Grinch also has a zero carbon footprint.

      • @[email protected]
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        The amount of gadgets and other miscellaneous items he has tells me otherwise. Also, how is he powering all of that? I don’t see any solar panels or wind turbines close to his cave on the top of that mountain. E: Pretty sure powering it all with dog power leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a generator.

        • @Duamerthrax
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          Carbon footprints require fossil fuels. Burning wood is carbon neutral and if he and the dog are hunting or gathering, they’d be doing in a sustainable way just by happenstance.

          • Colonel Sanders
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            1211 months ago

            And all of his gadgets and such are recycled from the garbage.

            • @Duamerthrax
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              311 months ago

              Truly the role model we need for the 21st century.

  • Cosmoooooooo
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    4111 months ago

    4 fictional characters celebrating a stolen holiday after substituting new fictional events.

  • @SpookyCoffee
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    4111 months ago

    U mean Santa? The guy who give shit tone of stuff for free… is pro capitalism?

    • PugJesusOP
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      You see how many advertising campaigns he gets involved in? Man is a corporate whore to the bone!

    • @radiohead37
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      Santa does not like poor families. If you’re rich, you’re a good kid in Santa’s eyes.

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        211 months ago

        There’s an entire Your Favorite Martian song that talks just about this, it came out all the way back in 2011. I have to be honest, I’m not a massive fan of their music style from back then.

    • @[email protected]
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      He is one of the biggest utilizes of slave labor in the world, not to mention a European colonizer.

      • @RagingRobot
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        But the elves learn useful skills!! Lol

        Don’t be mad I grew up in fl

      • Yardy Sardley
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        That’s a myth. Santa is actually an immortal vampire who, through ancient treachery, is contractually obligated to serve the communist elf collective of the north pole.

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      Yes but Santa is very classist, how else do you explain how rich kids get rich presents and poor get poor presents

      • PugJesusOP
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        1211 months ago

        Santa: “Ho ho ho! Those POORS should know their place! MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        711 months ago

        Or no presents. I wasn’t in that boat, but I know that some are.

    • @Wodge
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      2011 months ago

      He gets mad kickbacks from Big Toy.

    • TheLowestStone
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      1911 months ago

      I hate to be the one to tellyou this but “Santa” is really just your parents buying toys.

    • Ioughttamow
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      The toys aren’t truly free. The cost is the elven labor he steals by the sledful

    • @raef
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      I was thinking it would make more sense to change the x-axis to “materialism”

  • @Crashumbc
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    Um Jesus didn’t know what Christmas was, as it didn’t exist, but would almost certainly be against it and its concept …

    • @Landmammals
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      Wait until he finds out about Easter.

      • @Landmammals
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        Well, I guess he already found out

    • @[email protected]
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      Uhhmmm, Christmas is Jesus birth. Im pretty sure he knew He was born.

      What capitalism has twisted it into now would most certainly not be what Christ wanted and probably would have said the similar things He said to the pharisees.

      Christ is born! Glorify Him!

    • sab
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      By all accounts he was a pretty chill dude. Hanging out with prostitutes and turning water to wine, feeding the poor and flipping tables at the marketplace.

    • @phoneymouse
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      Jesus himself seems like he had the right ideas, it’s Christians that are the problem.

  • @Hiro8811
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    Jesus is the adults version of Santa

  • @VubDapple
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    How is the Grinch anticapitalist?

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    Am I reading this right? Aceofsquiddles is much more pro-Christmas than Jesus and a little bit less capitalist?

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    I’m with Jesus. St Nicholas of Myra sent gifts down a chimney; not some coca cola drinking, milk and cookie chugging, overweight demon that obsesses on children and uses slave labor.